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  1. Female Comebacks :]
    6th May 2009 19:16
    15 years, 6 months & 19 days ago
  2. About Me:]
    12th Apr 2009 23:24
    15 years, 7 months & 12 days ago
Female Comebacks :]
15 years, 6 months & 19 days ago
6th May 2009 19:16

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


*Right On*

About Me:]
15 years, 7 months & 12 days ago
12th Apr 2009 23:24

-I'm spectacle a.k.a. spec:]
-I'm 5feet 5inches
-I'm opinionated (if you don't like it deal with it :3)
-Ancient rome/greece interest me
-I hope to travel the world (yeah be jealous)
-Slushies are good from (SONIC)
-animal crackers are amazing:]
-green is the best color (to me)
-Fred on youtube is a crack up
-I love fast food even though it makes you fat
-in-n-out is The best
- I'm random & outgoing u can't stop me
-I will laugh in complete silence
-I don't like chairs i perfer the floor
-I can talk for hours about nothing boring



  1. Female Comebacks :]
    6th May 2009 19:16
    15 years, 6 months & 19 days ago
  2. About Me:]
    12th Apr 2009 23:24
    15 years, 7 months & 12 days ago