most of these are funny.....

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you dancing, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you dancing, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put F and U togather.
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If you repost this you will get a phone call in 37 minutes..
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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Girls: Repost this as "female comebacks".
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Guys: Repost this as "Don't Ever Let This Happen"

Every day lots of animals are killed because of animal abuse!!!I mean they're killed by being beaten,burned,stabbed,drowned,hanged,starved,microwaved and even more HORRIBLE things!!!Some people are so sick they might even nail down an animal to something,or worse!!If we stopped animal abuse do you know how many animals we could save?Tons and Tons.So stop animal abuse!!!People that abuse animals are SICK,TWISTED,IDIOTIC,AND THEY ARE FREAKS AND EXTREMELY CRUEL AND MORE!!!You have to be stupid,stupid,stupid to abuse an animal!So stop animal abuse NOW.

Repost this and get the word out!!!!!

> >>> >a girl went to a party and
> >>> >
> >>> >she ended up staying longer than
> >>> >
> >>> >planned,
> >>> >
> >>> >and
> >>> >
> >>> >had to walk home alone. She wasn't
> >>> >
> >>> >afraid
> >>> >
> >>> >because it was a small town and she lived
> >>> >
> >>> >only
> >>> >
> >>> >a
> >>> >
> >>> >few blocks away.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >As she walked along under the tall elm
> >>> >
> >>> >trees,
> >>> >
> >>> >Diane asked God to keep her safe from
> >>> >
> >>> >harm
> >>> >
> >>> >and
> >>> >
> >>> >danger.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >When she reached the alley, which was a
> >>> >
> >>> >short
> >>> >
> >>> >cut to her house, she
> >>>decided to take it.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >However, halfway down the alley she
> >>> >
> >>> >noticed
> >>> >
> >>> >a
> >>> >
> >>> >man standing at the end as though he
> >>> >
> >>> >were
> >>> >
> >>> >waiting
> >>> >
> >>> >for her.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >She became uneasy and began to pray,
> >>> >
> >>> >asking
> >>> >
> >>> >for
> >>> >
> >>> >God's protection.
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> >>> >
> >>> >
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