Pick the month you were born: January~~~~~~~I kicked February~~~~~~I loved March~~~~~~~~I kissed April~~~~~~~~~I licked May~~~~~~~~~~I jumped on June~~~~~~~~~I smelled July~~~~~~~~~~I did the Macarena With August~~~~~~~I had lunch with September~~~~~I danced with October~~~~~~~I sang to November~~~~~~I yelled at December~~~~~~I ran over
Pick the date you were born on: 1~~~~~~~~a birdbath 2~~~~~~~~a monster 3~~~~~~~~a phone 4~~~~~~~~a fork 5~~~~~~~~a snowman 6~~~~~~~~a gangster 7~~~~~~~~my mobile phone 8~~~~~~~~my dog 9~~~~~~~~my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend 10~~~~~~~my neighbor 11~~~~~~~my science teacher 12~~~~~~~a banana 13~~~~~~~a fireman 14~~~~~~~a stuffed animal 15~~~~~~~a goat 16~~~~~~~a pickle 17~~~~~~~your mom 18~~~~~~~a spoon 19~~~~~~~ a smurf 20~~~~~~~a baseball bat 21~~~~~~~a ninja 22~~~~~~~Chuck Norris 23~~~~~~~a noodle 24~~~~~~~a squirrel 25~~~~~~~a football player 26~~~~~~~my sister 27~~~~~~~my brother 28~~~~~~~an iPod 29~~~~~~~a surfer 30~~~~~~~a llama 31~~~~~~~a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White~~~~~~~~~~because I'm cool like that Black~~~~~~~~~~because that's how I roll. Pink~~~~~~~~~~~because I'm crazy. Red~~~~~~~~~~~because the voices told me to. Blue~~~~~~~~~~~because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green~~~~~~~~~because I think I need some serious help. Purple~~~~~~~~~~because I'm AWESOME! Gray~~~~~~~~~~~because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow~~~~~~~~~because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange~~~~~~~~~because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown~~~~~~~~~because I can.. Other~~~~~~~~~~because I'm a Ninja! None~~~~~~~~~~because I can't control myself!
1. Which color is better red, black, green, blue or yellow?
2. What???s your middle initial?
3. What month is your birthday?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name one of your friends.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like flying or driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
~Answers~
1. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down.
Yellow ~ you are a very happy person..
2. If you???re initial is:
A~K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L~R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S~Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan~Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
April~June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
July~Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life- changing experience for the good.
Oct~Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend.
6. Count the numbers of your friends first and last name. If it is:
1~50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life*
*More than 50 is nothing
7. If you chose:
Flying ~ You like adventure.
Driving ~ You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake ~ You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself. You are very reserved and not emotional.
Ocean ~ You are spontaneous and like to please people sometimes.
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... > > >> > > > >> >she thought they should call "M&Ms" "W&W" > > >> > > > >> >she called me to get my phone number. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she spent 20 minutes looking at the > > >> >orange juice box because it said "concentrate." > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she put lipstick on her forehead > > >> >because she wanted to "make up" her mind. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > > >> > > > >> > > ; > >> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tried to drown a fish. > > >> > > > >> > > > > >she thought a quarterback was a refund. > > >> > > > >> >she got locked in a grocery store and > > >> >starved to death. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tripped over a cordless phone. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she took a ruler to the bed to see > > >> >how long she slept. > > >> > > > >> > > > &g t;> >she asked for a price check at > > >> >the Dollar Store. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she studied for a blood test. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. > > >> > > > >> >She got hit by a parked car
> > >> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes > > >> occur around the home, > > >> >she moved. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took > > >> >the 22 bus twice instead. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >when she took you to the airport and > > >> >saw a sign that said "Airport Left" > > >> >she turned around and went home > > >> >------------------------------------------------------------- > > >> >Now send this to at least 5 people and see how many people get a laugh out of this.Trust me im not making fun of u.Im even blonde.Well used to be.lol
take this test, if u get 10 or less u have black hair, if u get 25 or less ur brunette, if u get around 30 and beyond you are blonde [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. []You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree. [] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [x] You just tried to sing them. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. [x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice [x] You just looked at it. []Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. [x]People have called you slow.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. [] You've fallen asleep in class [x] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [x] You just laughed.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about [] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you [x]You are often told to use your "inside voice". [x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
[]You have eaten a bug. [x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even know when you know it won't happen to you. [x] You break a lot of things. [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused [x] You have fallen out of your chair before [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
