skit
15 years, 5 months & 2 days ago
26th Jun 2009 20:34 i had this on the forums for a wile but tell me what you think (i do scouts and i made this up for a camp -triple s- and the theme of the camp is international)
SKIT:
Rams patrol has been given a mission by branch commissioner Smokey to buy six items as props for a skit to celebrate 10 years of Triple S. Rams travelled to the USA to buy a toy Ute and tomato sauce.
Scene 1
Person 1: gday mate do ya have a toy Ute on ya?
Salesperson1: a what?
Person 1: a toy Ute
Salesperson 1: a Ute? Don???t know what you???re talking about
Person 1: you know a Ute; mate a kinda truck but a matchbox toy
Salesperson 1: a Pickup Truck? (Holds up toy Ute)
Person1: yeah mate how much
Salesperson 1: you Aussie slang, 1 buck 20 thanks
Person 1: thanks loads mate
Person 2: walks into McDonalds asking for tomato sauce
Person 2: gday mate ya know where the tomato sauce is?
Salesperson 2: umm ill get the manager
Manager: what???s up?
Person 2: gday mate ya know where the tomato sauce is?
Manager: Australian is ya? (Putting on Australian accent)
Person 2: umm yeah mate could you just tell me where the tomato sauce is
Manager: the tomato sauce is ova there with the ketchup (again putting on Australian accent)
Person 2: ah ace (goes over get gets ketchup)
The patrol goes to New Zealand to buy thongs, crunchy bar hokey pokey and a Aerial Ping-Pong ball (aussie rules footy)
Scene 2
Salesperson 2: gday how you going mate?
Person 3: just looking for some thongs
Salesperson 2: just over in the undies section
Person 3: ew no! foot wear mate thongs you know?...
Salesperson 2: oh sorry flip flops ill show you (shows)
Person 3: cool blue please
tell me what you think
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