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  1. female comebacks
    13th Apr 2009 14:58
    15 years, 7 months & 11 days ago
  2. Test your eyes
    1st Apr 2009 15:58
    15 years, 7 months & 23 days ago
  3. .....
    8th Feb 2009 10:58
    15 years, 9 months & 15 days ago
  4. I ATE A YELLOW RUBBERBAND
    22nd Dec 2008 19:37
    15 years, 11 months & 1 day ago
  5. Lulz ^^
    22nd Dec 2008 19:34
    15 years, 11 months & 1 day ago
  6. "CAN U FIND I LOVE YOU IN THIS MESSAGE"???
    14th Dec 2008 12:18
    15 years, 11 months & 10 days ago
  7. door
    5th Dec 2008 15:33
    15 years, 11 months & 18 days ago
female comebacks
15 years, 7 months & 11 days ago
13th Apr 2009 14:58

female combacks

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

Test your eyes
15 years, 7 months & 23 days ago
1st Apr 2009 15:58

Test Your Eyes!

Test your eyes!

find the 3 and u will get a kiss tommorow
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...

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RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once youve found the b

Find The Mistake.



ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWZYX

Once Youve Found The Mistake



Find the i

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Once you found the i..............



Find the 6


9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999


once youve found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

once you've found the N...


Find the Q...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

make 2 wishes!





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Ok, now that you made a wish, it will come true.... All you have to do is repost saying "test your eyes"

.....
15 years, 9 months & 15 days ago
8th Feb 2009 10:58

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family
[ ] There is a pool/spa/lake/pond in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 5

[x] You dress the way you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[x]People don't use you for something you have
[x] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 8

[ ] You have over 500 friends on myspace
[ ] You have pictures of yourself on myspace
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace
[x] You get allowance/loan.
[ ]You Collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to college/university
[x]You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play/have played a sport.
[x] You want to do something after school/college/university
T 0 T A L: 5

[x] Your family owns a car/truck/van.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x] You have friends.
[x] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 5

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own/owned a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs
[ ] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 7

Total over all: 29, 30,or 31

multiply it by 3 = 87, 90, or 93

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F

Yayz!! i'll take that as an 'A'

I ATE A YELLOW RUBBERBAND
15 years, 11 months & 1 day ago
22nd Dec 2008 19:37

Its pretty funny that you opened this because in the next seven days you will:



* have someone fall in love with you

* find a $20.00 bill on the ground

* find out that the person you like likes you
back

* your best friend will get you a really nice gift

* ur gonna get a gf/bf

* ur gonna get an A+ on all ur tests

* ur gonna get 10 new friends

* ur gonna find a 50 dollar bill



BUT...



first you will have to repost this with one of these titles:



"I ATE A YELLOW RUBBERBAND"



"I GOT ARRESTED"



"YOUR MOM"



"I HAVE A G/F or B/F"



"!!"



"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"



"I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU"



"I'M SECRETLY A GNOME"



"I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU"



"I'M GETTING MARRIED"

Lulz ^^
15 years, 11 months & 1 day ago
22nd Dec 2008 19:34

how to know if ur blonde


[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=2

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total=9

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
totalr=1

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=4

[ ]You have eaten a bug.
[ ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far=2

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

  1. female comebacks
    13th Apr 2009 14:58
    15 years, 7 months & 11 days ago
  2. Test your eyes
    1st Apr 2009 15:58
    15 years, 7 months & 23 days ago
  3. .....
    8th Feb 2009 10:58
    15 years, 9 months & 15 days ago
  4. I ATE A YELLOW RUBBERBAND
    22nd Dec 2008 19:37
    15 years, 11 months & 1 day ago
  5. Lulz ^^
    22nd Dec 2008 19:34
    15 years, 11 months & 1 day ago
  6. "CAN U FIND I LOVE YOU IN THIS MESSAGE"???
    14th Dec 2008 12:18
    15 years, 11 months & 10 days ago
  7. door
    5th Dec 2008 15:33
    15 years, 11 months & 18 days ago