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  1. yt
    3rd Jul 2009 18:02
    15 years, 4 months & 1 day ago
  2. how to annoy your parent!!!!!!!!!
    21st Jun 2009 17:52
    15 years, 4 months & 13 days ago
  3. try not to cry!!
    19th Jun 2009 12:01
    15 years, 4 months & 15 days ago
  4. 10 THINGS I HATE
    13th Jun 2009 14:09
    15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago
  5. RATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    15th May 2009 15:53
    15 years, 5 months & 19 days ago
  6. WASSUP!!!!!!
    25th Apr 2009 15:25
    15 years, 6 months & 9 days ago
  7. a way to know if you love someone!!!!!
    25th Apr 2009 15:20
    15 years, 6 months & 9 days ago
  8. PLEASE POST A COMMENT
    1st Jan 2009 16:16
    15 years & 10 months ago
  9. HAPPY 2009
    3rd Dec 2008 16:48
    15 years, 10 months & 29 days ago

how to annoy your parent!!!!!!!!!
15 years, 4 months & 13 days ago
21st Jun 2009 17:52

HOW TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS


1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.

26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.

27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents!

28. Pass out bananas

29. Ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss

30. Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......"

31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself

32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.

33. Camp out in the frozen food section.

34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.

35. Give random old people your number

36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.

37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.

try not to cry!!
15 years, 4 months & 15 days ago
19th Jun 2009 12:01

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.




He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.




Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.




I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.




When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.




Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.




And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.




But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.




But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.




I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.




Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.




But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.




I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".




Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, re-post as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

10 THINGS I HATE
15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago
13th Jun 2009 14:09

9 Things I Hate!!

1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


6?? People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


7?..?When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here?

and you!!!!

RATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15 years, 5 months & 19 days ago
15th May 2009 15:53

rate me homies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. yt
    3rd Jul 2009 18:02
    15 years, 4 months & 1 day ago
  2. how to annoy your parent!!!!!!!!!
    21st Jun 2009 17:52
    15 years, 4 months & 13 days ago
  3. try not to cry!!
    19th Jun 2009 12:01
    15 years, 4 months & 15 days ago
  4. 10 THINGS I HATE
    13th Jun 2009 14:09
    15 years, 4 months & 21 days ago
  5. RATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    15th May 2009 15:53
    15 years, 5 months & 19 days ago
  6. WASSUP!!!!!!
    25th Apr 2009 15:25
    15 years, 6 months & 9 days ago
  7. a way to know if you love someone!!!!!
    25th Apr 2009 15:20
    15 years, 6 months & 9 days ago
  8. PLEASE POST A COMMENT
    1st Jan 2009 16:16
    15 years & 10 months ago
  9. HAPPY 2009
    3rd Dec 2008 16:48
    15 years, 10 months & 29 days ago