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  1. Women Comeback
    3rd Feb 2009 08:17
    15 years, 9 months & 20 days ago
  2. A wish!
    3rd Feb 2009 08:11
    15 years, 9 months & 20 days ago
  3. thats so cool!!
    12th Jan 2009 10:03
    15 years, 10 months & 10 days ago
Women Comeback
15 years, 9 months & 20 days ago
3rd Feb 2009 08:17

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

A wish!
15 years, 9 months & 20 days ago
3rd Feb 2009 08:11

a wish

xx.wish.xx

Read this and make a wish ....


*It's good to cry


*Chicken soup actually makes you feel better


*94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers


*Only apply mascara to your top lashes


*It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!


*89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move


*Chocolate will make you feel better! (does that even need to be stated?)


*Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.


*Boys aren't worth your tears


*More boys than girls are going to look at this bulletin


*We ALL love surprises!!


*Now.... make a wish!


Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!


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Congratulations!!


Your wish has just been received

So...

Post this on your blog and your wish will be granted

thats so cool!!
15 years, 10 months & 10 days ago
12th Jan 2009 10:03

PLEASE TRY IT! DON'T CHEAT!I thought
Seriously...this is freaky...I even tried it myself and most of the answers where true...Do not cheat(you'll kick yourself later). Have Fun.

All of my answers were accurate. We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true.
I'll let you know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out! The
person who sent it to me said her wish came true 10 minutes after they read
the mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's
worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's
people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.








2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.






3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.





NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!



4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th,and 6th
spots.






5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.






GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!




6. Finally, make a wish.





And now the key for the game.....




1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.






2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.






3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.






4. You care most about the person you put in 4






5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.






6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.






7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.






8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.





9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.





10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life


NOW...put this on ur site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your
wish will come true. If you don't it will become the opposite !!!! thumbsup.gif

  1. Women Comeback
    3rd Feb 2009 08:17
    15 years, 9 months & 20 days ago
  2. A wish!
    3rd Feb 2009 08:11
    15 years, 9 months & 20 days ago
  3. thats so cool!!
    12th Jan 2009 10:03
    15 years, 10 months & 10 days ago