Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March--------I kissed April----------I licked May----------I jumped on June----------I smelled July-----------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a computer 2-------a bottle 3-------a lamp 4-------a bed 5-------a water bottle 6-------a store 7-------my boyfriend 8-------my fish 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------a sticker 11-------my cousin 12-------a mp3 13-------a cop 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a napkin 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19------ - a shirt 20-------a football 21-------your boyfriend 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a panda 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a surfer 30-------a llama 31-------A hobo
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because Naruto told me to Black--------- because i turned emo Pink----------- because I am a newbie Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue----------- because The bear told me to Green--------- because i rock Purple--------- because i am on drugs Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow-------- because i cheated on my boy/girl Orange-------- because my printer broke Other---------- because i have no socks None---------- i love ice cream
man;Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.
