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  1. How to get a mate -_-
    25th Aug 2008 10:44
    16 years, 3 months & 4 days ago
  2. Ish a skit
    14th Aug 2008 09:35
    16 years, 3 months & 15 days ago
How to get a mate -_-
16 years, 3 months & 4 days ago
25th Aug 2008 10:44

Is your pet lonely? Maybe it needs a partner! Here are the simple do's and don'ts your pets need to master to get one.

Starring : Paige the Phanty, Don the Doyle, Mary the Mordo, and Joe the Jessup!

Do: Don: Your beauty is intoxicating.
Paige: ????????? Thanks! ?????????
Don't: Joe: LET'S GET DRUNK AND INTOXICATED.
Mary: -_-. NO. FREAK.
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Don't: *Don walks past Paige*
Paige: Did you touch me when you went by!?
Don: ...no
Paige: Well, you wanna?
Do: *Joe walks by Mary*
Mary: You look hot walking by.
Joe: ?????????
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Do: Paige: I lost my phone number... can I have yours?
Don: Sure happy.gif.
Don't: Mary: GIMME DEM DIGITS OR I'LL GET IT ON WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
Joe: .......


Stay tuned for more!

Ish a skit
16 years, 3 months & 15 days ago
14th Aug 2008 09:35

Roles: The newb and Elger.

Newb: May I hav marapointz?
Elger: Nosh! Now leave before the very powerful me kills you!
*Newb gets angry*
*Newb throws his Knutt stick at elger*
Elger: You fool! I can smash that into pieces!
*Stick flies in elger's mouth, he chokes, and drops all his belongings out of his cape and dies*
The items consist of a flaming axe, phospho trading card, RIP trading card, Rofling potion, and 2 million marapoints.
Newb: dribble.gif Marapoints!
*Takes them, and leaves all the rare items behind*


~the end~

Stay tuned for more skits!

  1. How to get a mate -_-
    25th Aug 2008 10:44
    16 years, 3 months & 4 days ago
  2. Ish a skit
    14th Aug 2008 09:35
    16 years, 3 months & 15 days ago