Is your pet lonely? Maybe it needs a partner! Here are the simple do's and don'ts your pets need to master to get one.
Starring : Paige the Phanty, Don the Doyle, Mary the Mordo, and Joe the Jessup!
Do: Don: Your beauty is intoxicating. Paige: ????????? Thanks! ????????? Don't: Joe: LET'S GET DRUNK AND INTOXICATED. Mary: -_-. NO. FREAK. ---------------------------------------- Don't: *Don walks past Paige* Paige: Did you touch me when you went by!? Don: ...no Paige: Well, you wanna? Do: *Joe walks by Mary* Mary: You look hot walking by. Joe: ????????? ---------------------------------------- Do: Paige: I lost my phone number... can I have yours? Don: Sure . Don't: Mary: GIMME DEM DIGITS OR I'LL GET IT ON WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. Joe: .......
Newb: May I hav marapointz? Elger: Nosh! Now leave before the very powerful me kills you! *Newb gets angry* *Newb throws his Knutt stick at elger* Elger: You fool! I can smash that into pieces! *Stick flies in elger's mouth, he chokes, and drops all his belongings out of his cape and dies* The items consist of a flaming axe, phospho trading card, RIP trading card, Rofling potion, and 2 million marapoints. Newb: Marapoints! *Takes them, and leaves all the rare items behind*
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Marapoints!
