1. Bella: u know what? now that Edward has left, I still have a chance with Mike
2. Renesmee-: why the hell did you give me such a s*h*i*t name mommy ?
3. Bella: HAHA, ROSALIE! I have a kid and YOU don't!! Na-Na-Na-Boo-Boo!!! HAHA!!
4. the voultri: let's join the cullen clan and become vegetarians!! yay!!
5. "Renesme bites Jake" Jake- OW!! B****!! get your F****** fangs off of me!
6. Edward: Bella I'm The only one who sparkles. If you wanna know it's true I'm g*a*y
7. Edward: you naming her what?
8. Rosalie: Sorry Emmett, I'm in love with Jasper
9. Renesmee: Jake I'm leaving you for mike newton Jake: It's okay, I cheated on you with Jessica Stanley.
10. Renesmee: Jake I'm leaving you for mike newton Jake: It's okay, I cheated on you with Jessica Stanley
11. Bella: I'm going clubbing with Victoria!
12. Bella: God!, i miss James *cries*
13. Jasper: Let's go down to La Push! Alice: Okay, I heard the weather will be nice!
14. Edward: Bella, I'm leaving you for Angela.
15. Alice:I love you Edward*Jasper walks in* Jasper:I knew it you stupid little future teller*Edward kicks both Alice's and Jasper's face* Edward:Well I'm in love with Rosalie.*Bella walks in* Bella: You're mean Because I'm in Love with Rosalie Renesmee:Mommmy, daddy Jacob Died Cliff jumping!
16. Edward: what the bloody hell?!?! Charlise cheated on Esme for Leah!?!? Bella: I knew it!
17. Edward to Bella: there was this really hot chick at the mall today
18. Dr. Carlisle: Marry me, Bella?
19. Alice: I love OLD GREGG, I may even turn him vampire with me
20. Emmet: Violence is NOT the answer.
21. Jacob to Bella: "Bella, I think we should see other people." Bella: "We already are."
22. Esme to Stephenie Meyer: "Breaking Dawn sucked."
23. Charlie to Bella (on the phone): "Let's talk boys! Are you being safe?"
24. Alice: *in a vision* "Harry Potter dies? WTF NOOO!!!"
25. Bella to Edward: the truth is, I'm in love with Harry Potter!
26. Edward to Bella; Bella, i slept with your mom!
27. Edward to Bella Edward : Bella, i slept with your mom Bell : well i slept with Carlisle......and Esme ...... at the same time.
28. Edward (looking in a mirror) : Like OMG i seriously need to get a tan..
29. Rosalie : Do i look Orange ?
30. Esme : I HATE YOU ALL, I'm moving out!
31. Rosalie : *sobs* I'm fat!
32. Edward to Bella : Bella, the truth is Victoria isn't dead in fact i have been having an affair with her.
FAKE FRiENDS: Never Ask For Food. REAL FRiENDS: Are The Reason You Have No Food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call Your Parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRiENDS: Call Your Parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: Bail You Out Of Jail And Tell You What You Did Was Wrong. REAL FRiENDS: Would Sit Next To You Sayin "Damn ... We F..u..c,.k..e..d Up ... But That S..h..i..t Was Fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Never Seen You Cry. REAL FRiENDS: Cry With You
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow Your Stuff For A Few Days Then Give It Back. REAL FRiENDS: Keep Your S..h..i..t So Long They Forget Its Yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: Know A Few Things About You. REAL FRiENDS: Could Write A Book About You With Direct Quotes From You.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will Leave You Behind If That Is What The Crowd Is Doing. REAL FRiENDS: Will Kick The Whole Crowds A..s..s That Left You.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would Knock On Your Front Door. REAL FRiENDS: Walk Right In And Say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are For Awhile. REAL FRiENDS: Are For Life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will Take Your Drink Away When They Think You've Had Enough. REAL FRiENDS: Will Look At You Stumbling All Over The Place And Say "B..i..t..c..h Drink The Rest Of That You Know We Don't Waste S..h..i..t."
FAKE FRiENDS: Will Talk S..h..i..t To The Person Who Talks S..h..i..t About You. REAL FRiENDS: Will Knock The F..u..c..k Out Of Them
FAKE FRIENDS: Will Read This. REAL FRIENDS: Will Steal This, Just Like I Did
<3 i miss you a little, i guess you could say a little to much, a little to often and a little bit more each day <3
<3 love that we cannot see is the one that, lasts the longest hurts the deepest and feels the strongest <3
<3 it takes a life time to love someone, but only a moment to fall in love with them <3
<3 my heart aches compleatly, every hour, every day and only when i am with you does the pain go away <3
<3 you can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you cant close your heart to the things you dont want to feel <3
<3 a teardrop is insignificant in a pool of water but it can touch the soul as it runs down someones fece <3
<3 a million words would not bring you back, i know because i have tried neither would a million tears i know because i have cried <3
<3 the spaces in between your fingers were made so another person could come along and fill them <3
<3 i am jealous of every person who has ever hugged you, because for a moment my entire world was in their arms <3
<3 people say you only fall in love once, but every time i hear your voice, or see your smile, i fall in love all over again <3
<3 sometimes i wonder is life really worth it, the i look at you and smile because then i know it is <3
<3 letting go of that one person who made you smile is the hardest goodbye ever <3
<3 i seem to have a problem, i have lost my heart, i can't find it any where, it's like i am looking in the dark, i was beginning to panic wondering what to do, then i remembered, i gave it to you <3
<3 find a guy who will tell you, you look beautiful not one that will call you hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and liten to your heart beat, and who tay awake just to see you sleep....wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world, when you are in sweats, holds your hand in front of his friend. Who thinks your just as pretty without make-up on, one who is constantly reminding you how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you...the one who turns to his friends and says "That's Her" <3
<3 there's a part of me that's gonna be in love with you for the rest of my life <3
<3 love i giving someone the power to break your heart, but truting them not to <3
<3 someone is going to hurt you sooner or later, you just have to decide who is worth the pain <3
<3 love is when you head a tear and till want him, its when he ignores you and you till love him, it when he loves another and you still smile and say i am happy for you. <3
