i heard of the stories, the wonderous tales, how you actually notice people, you reply to their mails! Why am i not that lucky, to hear a reply, it makes me so mad!! YOU'RE MAKING ME DIE! and now im depressed, playing computer alone, playing marapets though I'm completley grown. You know it so well, Ian, you did this to me, you made my imagination run this free! I stare at my mail-box non-stop, you know that i do, waiting from that mail from you-know-who. Soon that time will come, i'll hear his wonderous voice, better than candy, than race cars, than toys! And i'll pinch myself, to make sure that it's real, Dude, you can't imagine how happy i'd feel!i really should snap out of this imaginary place, out of the dimensions of time and space, and realize, my time will never be here, well, at least, the time won't be near.
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Ian, my love, my one true mate, i would risk my life, my soul, my fate, to just be with you, the creator of all, of skinny, of fat, of big, of small, you are my all in all, my whole in whole, you created Clam, Theatre, and Troll. My heart goes out to you...but not in that way, oh that's funny, you thought i was ghey?
Here's another great song by Flight of the Conchords called "Hurt Feelings"
Some people say that rappers don???t have feelings, We have feelings. (We have feelings) Some people say that we are not rappers. (We???re rappers.) That hurts our feelings. (Hurts our feelings when you say we???re not rappers.) Some people say that rappers are invincible We???re vincible. (We???re vincible.) What you are about to hear are true stories (Real experiences) Autobiographical raps. Things that happened to us, All true Bring the rhyme!
I make a meal for my friends, Try to make it delicious, Try to keep it nutritious, Create wonderful dishes. Not one of them thinks about the way I feel, Nobody compliments the meal
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prize butthole No one even mentions my casserole. I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings. You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles
Here???s a little story to bring a tear to your eye, I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive, But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs, And the assistant suggested I try a ladies??? size
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I???m not gonna wear a ladies??? wetsuit I???m a man!
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Get me a small man???s wetsuit, please
It???s my birthday, 2003, Waitin??? for a call from my family ........ They forgot about me!
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
I call my friends and say, ???Let???s go into town,??? But they???re all too busy to go into town So I go by myself, I go into town Then I see all my friends, they???re all in town
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
They???re all lined up to watch that movie ???Maid in Manhattan.??? Have you even been told that your butt is too big? Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig? Have you ever been told you???re mediocre in bed? Have you ever been told you???ve got a weird-shaped head? Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away? Once again, they forgot about J Were you ever called names ???cuz at school you took drama? Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
Tears of a rapper (tears of a rapper), I???m crying tears of a rapper Tears of a rapper
Obviously i can't play the song...so i'm writing down the lyrics it's to a song called "Friends" by Flight of the Conchords
Friends sing together La La La La Friends do things together La La La La Friends laugh together Ha Ha Ha Ha Friends make graphs together La La La La
Friends help you when you're in danger Friends are people who are not strangers Friends help you shift into a new place Tell you if you've got food on you're face
Friends are the ones, on whom you can depend He's my friend, He's not my friend Friends are the ones who are there at the end He's my friend, They're not my friends
If you trip over I'll catch you're fall If you break my d***, I won't break your b***s If you get drunk and vomit on me I'll make sure you get home safely
If you cross the road and a truck struck you And scrape you up and reconstruct you I'll cheer you up if you're depressed If you get murdered I'll avenge you're death
Friends walk together La La La La Pop and lock together (Zzi zzu Zzi Zzu)
Me and him together La La La La Me and Jim forever ......
Friends go jogging at the track Friends borrow money never pay it back Friends do not let friends do crack Friends go out and grab a snack Friends drink beer in the sun Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one Friends tell you when you're flys undone um...your fly's undone
My Uncle John had a special friend They dressed alike, his name was Ben I've never seen two friends like them They we're very, very friendly men
La La La La Friends, Friends, Friends La La La La Friends, Friends, Friends, Friends La La La La Friends, Friends, Friends, Friends La La La La Friends La La La La
The closer you come to the light, the larger your shadow becomes (Kingdom Hearts 1)
It's fun to do the impossible (Walt Disney)
Stupid is as stupid does (Forest Gump)
You need to be a friend to have a friend, unless you're cool, that's the loophole (Demetri Martin)
The more you live the faster you will die (Der Kommissar)
Don't trust freedom until it's in your hands (Civil War : Guns N Roses)
And they're sharing a drink they call lonliness, but it's better than drinking alone. (Billy Joel, Piano Man)
Love can mend you life, but love can break your heart (Message in a Bottle, The Police)
We aren't afraid of the darkness, we are afraid of what lurks within it (its deep, think about it.) (Kingdom Hearts 2)
There is no life I know, to compare with your imagination. When you're there you're as free as you wish to be. (Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
I was soaring ever higher, but i flew to high. (Kansas, Carry on my Wayward Son)
If you decide to go down the path of revenge, be sure to dig two graves. (Confucius)
it's to a song called "Friends" by Flight of the Conchords
