You HAVE to read all of them and if you don't you???re going to come across with problems in your relationship for the next month!
-Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
-Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
-Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
-Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
-Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method
-A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
-Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
-Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a b---- Goodbye.
-Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
-Girls are guys' weaknesses.
-Guys are very open about themselves.
-If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him.
You don't need to give advice
-A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you
-Guys love you more than you love them.
-Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls.
They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous.
If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot
-No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
-If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside
-When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
-When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
-If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something is up
-When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't.
It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them
-When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something
-Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
-Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to you
-A guy would give up anything to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
-No guy can handle all his problems on his own.
He's just too stubborn to admit it
-NOT ALL GUYS ARE A;HOLES!!! Just because ONE is.. doesn't mean he represents ALL of them
-They love it when girls talk about them
-Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs
-Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck is really hurting
-When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
-Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life
-Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life
-Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life.
Post this as: 38 Things Girls Don't Realize -- I know it's pretty stupid, but it's just too cute, so it would be a shame not re-post it xD
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? ) 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible
HOW GUYS FLIRT:
1. He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You were invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)
