YOUR BOY SIDE: [x] you love hoodies [x] you love jeans [] dogs are better then cats [x] its hilarious when people get hurt [x] you've played with/against boys on a team [] shopping is torture [x] sad movies suck [x] you own an XBOX [] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid [] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter [x] you own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega [] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers [] you watch sports on TV [] gory movies are cool [] you go to your dad for advice [] you own like a trillion baseball hats [] you used to/do collect football collector cards [x] baggy sweatpants are sweet [] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people [x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors [x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think [x] sports are fun [x] you talk with food in your mouth [] you sleep at night with your socks on [] you hate claires the store total: 11
YOUR GIRL SIDE: [x] you love to shop [x] you wear eyeliner [x] you wear the color pink [x] you go to your mom for advice [x] you consider cheerleading a sport [] you hate wearing the color black [x] you like going to the mall [x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures [] you like wearing jewelry [] you cried watching Eight Below [] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe [x] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies [x] you dont like the movie Star Wars [x] you are/were in gymnastics [x]( it takes you around one hour to shower get dressed and make up [x] you smile alot more than you should [x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes [x] you care about what you look like [] you like wearing dresses when you can [] you wear body spray/perfume [] you like high heel shoes [x] you used to play with dolls as a kid(if you count ripping heads off) [] you like putting makeup on others(it's fun to mess up) [] you like being the leader of almost everything [x] pink is one of your favorite total:14
female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total=4
[x] You have ran into a tree. [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [x] You just tried to sing them. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. [x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice [x] You just looked at it. [x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. [x]People have called you slow. total so far=11
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [ ] You have caught yourself drooling. [ ] You've fallen asleep in class [ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [ ] You just laughed. total so far=1
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about [ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you [ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice". [ ]You use your fingers to do simple math. total so far=2
[ ]You have eaten a bug. [ ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(glasses) total so far=2
[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. [ ] You break a lot of things. [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused [x] You have fallen out of your chair before [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling total so far=4
