> > > > > > > > > Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota : > > > If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through > > > 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food > > > will swim by, You might live in Minnesota . > > > If you're proud that your state makes the national news > > > 96 nights > > > Each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the > > > nation, You might live in Minnesota . > > > If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too > > > spendy", You might live in Minnesota . > > > If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work > > > there, You might live in Minnesota . > > > If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of > > > his forehead, You might live in Minnesota . > > > If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might > > > live in Minnesota . > > > If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might > > > live in Minnesota . > > > If you know how to say...Wayzata...Mahtomedi.....Cloquet . > > > Edina ...and Shakopee, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, You might live in
> > > Minnesota . > > > If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend, You might live
> > > in Minnesota . > > > You measure distance in hours, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > You know several people, who have hit deer more than once, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" > > > in the same day and back again, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow > > > During a raging blizzard without flinching, > > > You might live in Minnesota .. > > > You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > You install security lights on your house and garage and > > > leave both unlocked, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how
> > > to use them, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet > > > Farm at any given time, You might live in Minnesota . > > > You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled > > > with snow, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and > > > of course, road construction, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > You can identify a southern or eastern accent, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next to your > > > blue spruce, > > > You might live in Minnesota . > > > If "Down South" to you means Iowa , You might live in Minnesota . > > > You know "a brat" is something you eat, You might live in > > > Minnesota . > > > You find -10 degrees "a little chilly", You might live in > > > Minnesota . > > > You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all > > > your Minnesota friends, You DO live in Minnesota
1] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2] You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3] The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or MySpace. 4] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7] As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8] As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9] And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10] You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11] Now you are laughing at yourself, stupidly. 12] Post this in your blog if you fell for it.. you know you did XD
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