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> > > Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota :
> > > If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
> > > 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food
> > > will swim by, You might live in Minnesota .
> > > If you're proud that your state makes the national news
> > > 96 nights
> > > Each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the
> > > nation, You might live in Minnesota .
> > > If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too
> > > spendy", You might live in Minnesota .
> > > If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
> > > You might live in Minnesota .
> > > If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work
> > > there, You might live in Minnesota .
> > > If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of
> > > his forehead, You might live in Minnesota .
> > > If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might
> > > live in Minnesota .
> > > If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might
> > > live in Minnesota .
> > > If you know how to say...Wayzata...Mahtomedi.....Cloquet .
> > > Edina ...and Shakopee,
> > > You might live in Minnesota .
> > > If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, You might live in

> > > Minnesota .
> > > If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend, You might live

> > > in Minnesota .
> > > You measure distance in hours,
> > > You might live in Minnesota .
> > > You know several people, who have hit deer more than once,
> > > You might live in Minnesota .
> > > You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C"
> > > in the same day and back again,
> > > You might live in Minnesota .
> > > You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
> > > During a raging blizzard without flinching,
> > > You might live in Minnesota ..
> > > You see people wearing hunti