[] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. [] You have your own room. [X] You own a cell phone. [X] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman. [x] Your parents are still married. [] You love your family (All of them) [] There is a pool/spa/lake/pond in your backyard. T 0 T A L: 3
[x] You dress the way you want to. [] You hang out with friends more than once a week. [] There is a computer/ laptop in your room. [X] You have never been beaten up [x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to [X] Your room is big enough for you [X]People don't use you for something you have [x] You have been to the movies. T 0 T A L: 6
[] You have over 500 friends on bebo [] You have pictures of yourself on bebo [] Your parents let you have a bebo [] You get allowance/loan. []You Collect something normal. [x] You look forward to going to college/university []You don't wish you were someone else. [X] You play/have played a sport. [X] You want to do something after school/college/university T 0 T A L: 3
[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van. [x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). []You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life [X] You have friends. [x] You've never had a detention (not an official one) T O T A L: 4
[x] You know what is going on in the world. [x] You are happy with your life [X] You usually aren't sick. [x] You know more than one language. [X] You have a screen name. [X] You own/owned a pet. [x] You know the words to more than 5 songs [] You don't have any enemies T O T A L: 7
Total over all: 23
times it by 3 = 69
101%+: A+ 90-100%: A 80-89%: B 70-79%: C 60-69%: D 00-59%: F
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... > > >> > > > >> >she thought they should call "M&Ms" "W&W" > > >> > > > >> >she called me to get my phone number. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she spent 20 minutes looking at the > > >> >orange juice box because it said "concentrate." > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she put lipstick on her forehead > > >> >because she wanted to "make up" her mind. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > > >> > > > >> > > ; > >> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tried to drown a fish. > > >> > > > >> > > > > >she thought a quarterback was a refund. > > >> > > > >> >she got locked in a grocery store and > > >> >starved to death. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tripped over a cordless phone. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she took a ruler to the bed to see > > >> >how long she slept. > > >> > > > >> > > > &g t;> >she asked for a price check at > > >> >the Dollar Store. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she studied for a blood test. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. > > >> > > > >> >She got hit by a parked car
> > >> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes > > >> occur around the home, > > >> >she moved. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took > > >> >the 22 bus twice instead. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >when she took you to the airport and > > >> >saw a sign that said "Airport Left" > > >> >she turned around and went home > > >> >------------------------------------------------------------- > > >> >Now send this to at least 5 people and see how many people get a laugh out of this
You HAVE to read all of them and if you don't you???re going to come across with problems in your relationship for the next month!
-Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
-Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
-Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
-Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
-Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method
-A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
-Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
-Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a b---- Goodbye.
-Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
-Girls are guys' weaknesses.
-Guys are very open about themselves.
-If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him.
You don't need to give advice
-A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you
-Guys love you more than you love them.
-Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls.
They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous.
If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot
-No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
-If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside
-When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
-When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
-If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something is up
-When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't.
It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them
-When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something
-Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
-Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to you
-A guy would give up anything to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
-No guy can handle all his problems on his own.
He's just too stubborn to admit it
-NOT ALL GUYS ARE A;HOLES!!! Just because ONE is.. doesn't mean he represents ALL of them
-They love it when girls talk about them
-Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs
-Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck is really hurting
-When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
-Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life
-Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life
-Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life.
