jokes that will maybe make you laugh.

EMMY:CAN I SHARE YOUR SLED?
MIKE;sure,we'll go half and half.
EMMY;thanks.
mike;I'll have it for downhill,and you can have it for uphill.
JEAN;HEY, WHO GAVE YOU YHAT BLACK EYE?
GORDON;NOBODY GAVE IT TO ME.I HAD TO FIGHT FOR IT.
LOUISE; WELL, HOW DID YOUR CLOTHES GET ALL TORN UP
SCOTT;I TRIED TO STOP A KID FROM GETTING BEAT UP.
LOUISE;WHO?
SCOTT;ME!