female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"
name: Kristin, i dont really have a nickname sex: female location: USA age: 13 birthday: june 17 (gemini) what i look like: about 5"1, brown eyes, brown hair, tanned, and sexy lol. maramailing and marapals: mm- anytime, stop by. and mp- yes probably favorites: colors- lime green & hot pink, (chea buddy!) food-italian, sport- baseball
in general: im pretty loud usually, but when around new ppl i take time to open up. i like to make friends. usually im nice, but i like to pick @ ppl and joke. i like to make ppl laugh. i like to skateboard a little. i admit, im addicted to texting. my dream is to open a resteraunt and become a gourmet chef, i love to cook. i have 2 cats, jake and jamie, and a dog cooper. i don't really like to hook up cyberly so dont ask me unless i truely know u. i enjoy drawing, i draw things that have a more cartoonish thing to it, rather than realistic. i dont like to color them, i like them black and white.
Read over this quiz silently: 1. What is your favorite thing to do? 2. What is your favoite color? 3. What is your name? ANSWERS: If you could read, you could see it says first "Read over this quiz silently". it didn't say to answer the questions!
) food-italian, sport- baseball
