1] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2] You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3] The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or MySpace. 4] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7] As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8] As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9] And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10] You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11] Now you are laughing at yourself, stupidly. 12] Post this in your blog if you fell for it.. you know you did!!
Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. ___________________________________________________________
Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That would make my batter better. " So she bought a bit of butter - Better than her bitter butter - And she baked it in her batter; And the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter.
