Don't be so FAT!

Mom: Why are you so fat?! It's disgusting!
Daughter: I'm sorry, mommy, but your such a good chef!
Mom: *grabs a pot*
good chef my butt!
Daughter:Mom! Put that pan down!
Momon't BE SO FAT! *raises pan*
Daughter: I wont anymore!
Mom:THWACK!

In loving memory of Fatisha Fatla McFaturger.
1999-2009
September.
published by New Fork Times.