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female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
I'm laying in a cage I'm feeling scared and sad I've been here for a week I was left by my dad
I joined him as a puppy He fast became my friend He cared for me with love Said he'd love me to the end
Then my dad got older He found a new mate She really didn't like me Said I was out of date
They brought me here a week ago A lady took me at the desk She put me in this cage And left me with the rest
A whole week has passed I'm still here alone He hasn't come back He's left me all alone
The lady's coming to me Lifting me up She takes me to a table And says, "Good pup".
She's pulling out a needle It stings like a bee Now she is crying Saying bye to me
He left me here alone He stopped loving me He left me in a cage But now I'm free.
Don't abandon your pet. They love you, and will be loyal to you til the end. Shouldn't you do the same for them? If you love your pet, or cats and dogs at all, post this poem in your blog.
