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Magic Swirly Rainbow

<style>
#mainlay {
width:600px;
border: black 1px solid;
background-color:#FFFFFF;
background:url(http://www.layoutstar.com/images/allbackgrounds/bgs/rainbow/rainbow_13.gif
);
}
.mainlay, .mainlay font, .mainlay p, .mainlay a, .mainlay td {
font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
font-size:10pt;
color:#000000;
}
#banner {
width:550px;
height:150px;
background-position:center;
}
#scroller {
width:550px;
font-size:14pt;
font-variant:small-caps;
font-weight:bold;
}
.holder {
width:550px;
height:150px;
}
.widebox, .halfboxleft, .halfboxright,
.thirdboxleft, .thirdboxcenter, .thirdboxright {
border:#000000 1px solid;
text-align:left;
overflow:auto;
padding:0px;
background-color:#FFFFFF;
}
a {
color:#FF0000;
text-decoration:none;
font-weight:bold;
}
a:hover {
color:#FF0000;
text-decoration:none;
}
.widebox {
width:550px;
height:150px;
}
.halfboxleft {
width:260px;
height:150px;
float:left;
}
.halfboxright {
width:260px;
height:150px;
float:right;
}
.thirdboxleft {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
left:0px;
float:left;
}
.thirdboxcenter {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
left:25px;
float:left;
}
.thirdboxright {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
right:0px;
float:right;
}
.credit {
width:540px;
height:20px;
text-align:center;
margin-bottom:15px;
font-size:9pt;
}
.padbox {
padding:5px;
}
</style>

<div class='mainlay' id='mainlay'>
<center>
<br>
<img id='banner' src=
>
<br><br>
<marquee id='scroller'>
Scrolling text
</marquee><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='widebox'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
</div>
</div></div><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='halfboxleft'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
<a href='http://www.marapets.com'>test link</a>
</div></div>
<div class='halfboxright'><div class='padbox'>
Text here
</div></div></div><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='halfboxleft'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
<a href='http://www.marapets.com'>test link</a>
</div></div>
<div class='halfboxright'><div class='padbox'>
Text here
</div></div></div>
<br><br>
<div class='credit'>
Created by ppotui at <a href=http://www.marasites.com/?name=indygo>
www.marasight.com</a>
</div>
</center>
</div>

Umm blue

<style>
#mainlay {
width:600px;
border: black 1px solid;
background-color:#FFFFFF;
background:url(http://www.layoutstar.com/images/allbackgrounds/bgs/animated/animated_background_a1.gif
);
}
.mainlay, .mainlay font, .mainlay p, .mainlay a, .mainlay td {
font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
font-size:10pt;
color:#000000;
}
#banner {
width:550px;
height:150px;
background-position:center;
}
#scroller {
width:550px;
font-size:14pt;
font-variant:small-caps;
font-weight:bold;
}
.holder {
width:550px;
height:150px;
}
.widebox, .halfboxleft, .halfboxright,
.thirdboxleft, .thirdboxcenter, .thirdboxright {
border:#000000 1px solid;
text-align:left;
overflow:auto;
padding:0px;
background-color:#FFFFFF;
}
a {
color:#FF0000;
text-decoration:none;
font-weight:bold;
}
a:hover {
color:#FF0000;
text-decoration:none;
}
.widebox {
width:550px;
height:150px;
}
.halfboxleft {
width:260px;
height:150px;
float:left;
}
.halfboxright {
width:260px;
height:150px;
float:right;
}
.thirdboxleft {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
left:0px;
float:left;
}
.thirdboxcenter {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
left:25px;
float:left;
}
.thirdboxright {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
right:0px;
float:right;
}
.credit {
width:540px;
height:20px;
text-align:center;
margin-bottom:15px;
font-size:9pt;
}
.padbox {
padding:5px;
}
</style>

<div class='mainlay' id='mainlay'>
<center>
<br>
<img id='banner' src=
>
<br><br>
<marquee id='scroller'>
Scrolling text
</marquee><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='widebox'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
</div>
</div></div><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='halfboxleft'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
<a href='http://www.marapets.com'>test link</a>
</div></div>
<div class='halfboxright'><div class='padbox'>
Text here
</div></div></div><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='halfboxleft'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
<a href='http://www.marapets.com'>test link</a>
</div></div>
<div class='halfboxright'><div class='padbox'>
Text here
</div></div></div>
<br><br>
<div class='credit'>
Created by ppotui at <a href=http://www.marasites.com/?name=indygo>
www.marasight.com</a>
</div>
</center>
</div>

Naruto

<style>
#mainlay {
width:600px;
border: black 1px solid;
background-color:#FFFFFF;
background:url(http://www.layoutstar.com/images/allbackgrounds/bgs/upped/1243933005.jpg
);
}
.mainlay, .mainlay font, .mainlay p, .mainlay a, .mainlay td {
font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
font-size:10pt;
color:#000000;
}
#banner {
width:550px;
height:150px;
background-position:center;
}
#scroller {
width:550px;
font-size:14pt;
font-variant:small-caps;
font-weight:bold;
}
.holder {
width:550px;
height:150px;
}
.widebox, .halfboxleft, .halfboxright,
.thirdboxleft, .thirdboxcenter, .thirdboxright {
border:#000000 1px solid;
text-align:left;
overflow:auto;
padding:0px;
background-color:#FFFFFF;
}
a {
color:#FF0000;
text-decoration:none;
font-weight:bold;
}
a:hover {
color:#FF0000;
text-decoration:none;
}
.widebox {
width:550px;
height:150px;
}
.halfboxleft {
width:260px;
height:150px;
float:left;
}
.halfboxright {
width:260px;
height:150px;
float:right;
}
.thirdboxleft {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
left:0px;
float:left;
}
.thirdboxcenter {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
left:25px;
float:left;
}
.thirdboxright {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
right:0px;
float:right;
}
.credit {
width:540px;
height:20px;
text-align:center;
margin-bottom:15px;
font-size:9pt;
}
.padbox {
padding:5px;
}
</style>

<div class='mainlay' id='mainlay'>
<center>
<br>
<img id='banner' src=
>
<br><br>
<marquee id='scroller'>
Scrolling text
</marquee><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='widebox'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
</div>
</div></div><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='halfboxleft'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
<a href='http://www.marapets.com'>test link</a>
</div></div>
<div class='halfboxright'><div class='padbox'>
Text here
</div></div></div><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='halfboxleft'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
<a href='http://www.marapets.com'>test link</a>
</div></div>
<div class='halfboxright'><div class='padbox'>
Text here
</div></div></div>
<br><br>
<div class='credit'>
Created by mppotui at <a href=http://www.marasites.com/?name=indygo>
www.marasight.com</a>
</div>
</center>
</div>

Neon

<style>
#mainlay {
width:600px;
border: black 1px solid;
background-color:#FFFFFF;
background:url(http://www.layoutstar.com/images/allbackgrounds/bgs/upped/1242986005.gif
);
}
.mainlay, .mainlay font, .mainlay p, .mainlay a, .mainlay td {
font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
font-size:10pt;
color:#000000;
}
#banner {
width:550px;
height:150px;
background-position:center;
}
#scroller {
width:550px;
font-size:14pt;
font-variant:small-caps;
font-weight:bold;
}
.holder {
width:550px;
height:150px;
}
.widebox, .halfboxleft, .halfboxright,
.thirdboxleft, .thirdboxcenter, .thirdboxright {
border:#000000 1px solid;
text-align:left;
overflow:auto;
padding:0px;
background-color:#FFFFFF;
}
a {
color:#FF0000;
text-decoration:none;
font-weight:bold;
}
a:hover {
color:#FF0000;
text-decoration:none;
}
.widebox {
width:550px;
height:150px;
}
.halfboxleft {
width:260px;
height:150px;
float:left;
}
.halfboxright {
width:260px;
height:150px;
float:right;
}
.thirdboxleft {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
left:0px;
float:left;
}
.thirdboxcenter {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
left:25px;
float:left;
}
.thirdboxright {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
right:0px;
float:right;
}
.credit {
width:540px;
height:20px;
text-align:center;
margin-bottom:15px;
font-size:9pt;
}
.padbox {
padding:5px;
}
</style>

<div class='mainlay' id='mainlay'>
<center>
<br>
<img id='banner' src=
>
<br><br>
<marquee id='scroller'>
Scrolling text
</marquee><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='widebox'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
</div>
</div></div><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='halfboxleft'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
<a href='http://www.marapets.com'>test link</a>
</div></div>
<div class='halfboxright'><div class='padbox'>
Text here
</div></div></div><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='halfboxleft'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
<a href='http://www.marapets.com'>test link</a>
</div></div>
<div class='halfboxright'><div class='padbox'>
Text here
</div></div></div>
<br><br>
<div class='credit'>
Created by ppotui at <a href=http://www.marasites.com/?name=indygo>
www.marasight.com</a>
</div>
</center>
</div>

Stars

<style>
#mainlay {
width:600px;
border: black 1px solid;
background-color:#FFFFFF;
background:url(http://www.layoutstar.com/images/allbackgrounds/bgs/animated/animated_background_a4.gif
);
}
.mainlay, .mainlay font, .mainlay p, .mainlay a, .mainlay td {
font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
font-size:10pt;
color:#000000;
}
#banner {
width:550px;
height:150px;
background-position:center;
}
#scroller {
width:550px;
font-size:14pt;
font-variant:small-caps;
font-weight:bold;
}
.holder {
width:550px;
height:150px;
}
.widebox, .halfboxleft, .halfboxright,
.thirdboxleft, .thirdboxcenter, .thirdboxright {
border:#000000 1px solid;
text-align:left;
overflow:auto;
padding:0px;
background-color:#FFFFFF;
}
a {
color:#FF0000;
text-decoration:none;
font-weight:bold;
}
a:hover {
color:#FF0000;
text-decoration:none;
}
.widebox {
width:550px;
height:150px;
}
.halfboxleft {
width:260px;
height:150px;
float:left;
}
.halfboxright {
width:260px;
height:150px;
float:right;
}
.thirdboxleft {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
left:0px;
float:left;
}
.thirdboxcenter {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
left:25px;
float:left;
}
.thirdboxright {
width:165px;
height:150px;
position:relative;
top:0px;
right:0px;
float:right;
}
.credit {
width:540px;
height:20px;
text-align:center;
margin-bottom:15px;
font-size:9pt;
}
.padbox {
padding:5px;
}
</style>

<div class='mainlay' id='mainlay'>
<center>
<br>
<img id='banner' src=
>
<br><br>
<marquee id='scroller'>
Scrolling text
</marquee><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='widebox'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
Text here<br>
</div>
</div></div><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='halfboxleft'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
<a href='http://www.marapets.com'>test link</a>
</div></div>
<div class='halfboxright'><div class='padbox'>
Text here
</div></div></div><br><br>
<div class='holder'>
<div class='halfboxleft'><div class='padbox'>
Text here<br>
<a href='http://www.marapets.com'>test link</a>
</div></div>
<div class='halfboxright'><div class='padbox'>
Text here
</div></div></div>
<br><br>
<div class='credit'>
Created by ppotui at <a href=http://www.marasites.com/?name=indygo>
www.marasight.com</a>
</div>
</center>
</div>

I Wear My Sunglasses at Night Lyrics

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave
Then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes

While she's deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade
On the guy in shades, oh-no
Don't masquerade
With the guy in shades, oh-no
I can't believe it
'Cause you got it made
With the guy in shades, oh-no

And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes

While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade
On the guy in shades, oh-no
Don't masquerade
With the guy in shades, oh-no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid
Of the guy in shades, oh-no
It kinda scared you
'Cause you got it made
With the guy in shades, oh-no

Oh, I say I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night

How To Give A Cat A Pill

How to give a cat a pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Call fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14) Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15) Arrange for ASPCA to collect cat and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.