Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... Man : I want to give myself to you. Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. . .. ... .... Man : You look like a dream. Woman : Go back to sleep. .... ... .. . Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? . .. ... .... Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else. .... ... .. . Man: Did you hurt yourself? Woman: When? Man when you fell down from heaven. Woman: Not as much as you did when you fell down from notre dame cathedral. .... ... .. . If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... .... ... .. .
