Marapals

My marapals come and go...cept for 3 people that I would like to thank:

coolchick54321-You are like my bestest friend on here. I feel as though I can talk to you about anything, anytime. Thank you for being there!<3

ih8rainbows-K, you don't go on...like ever, but you are my bestest friend in the real world...Thanks for being my friend all these years!

loanleosam724-You're also my best friend in the real world, and you don't go on much. You're crazy, but I still luv ya as a friend...lay off the candy, k?<3

The Saddest Story Ever

Boy: I missed you at school today, why weren't you there?

Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.

Boy- Oh really? Why?

Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all.

Boy- Oh.

Girl- So what did we do in math today?

Boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes.

Girl- Ok, good.

Boy- Yeah

Girl- Hey, I have a question......

Boy- Ok, ask away.

Girl-........How much do you love me?

Boy- You know I love you more than anything.

Girl- Yeah.....

Boy- Why do you ask?

Girl-................>silence<..........

Boy- Is something wrong?

Girl- No, nothing at all.

Boy- Ok, good.

Girl- ..............How much do u care about me?

Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.

Girl- You would?

Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong?

Girl- No, everything is fine......

Boy- Are you sure?

Girl- Yeah.

Boy- Ok.......I hope so.

Girl- ..............Would you die for me?

Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny.

Girl- Really?

Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong?

Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine.

Boy- ............Ok. If your sure.

Girl-......................Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.

Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.

Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye.

THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:

Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?

Friend- No

Boy- Oh. Ok.

Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either.

Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night.

Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes.

Boy- Yeah........but not her.

Friend- I don't know what else to say, man.

Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school.

Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later.

THAT NIGHT:

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Girl- Hello?

Boy- Hey.

Girl- Oh, hi.

Boy- Why weren't you at school today?

Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment.

Boy- Are you sick?

Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line.

Boy- I'll wait.

Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later.

Boy-........Alright, I love you hunny.

very long pause<


Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.

Boy- What?

Girl- Its the best thing for us right now.

Boy- Why?

Girl- I love you.
click<


THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.

Boy- Hey dude.

Friend- Hey.

Boy- Whats up?

Friend- Nothing much. Hey have you talked to your ex lately?

Boy- No.

Friend- So you didn't hear?

Boy- Hear what?

Friend- Um, well, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you......

Boy- Dude, tell me!

Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468

Boy- Ok............

BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL

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Voice- Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is nurse Beckam.

Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend.

Voice- What is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)

Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.

Boy- really? Why? What happened? How is she?

Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.

Boy- WHAT HAPPENED?!

Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.

Boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*

BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.

Boy- Oh my God! Are you ok?

Girl- ..................

Boy- Sweetie! Talk to me!

Girl- I..........

Boy- You what? YOU WHAT?

Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support.

Boy- .....................>breaks into tears<......................

Girl- They're taking me off tonight.

Boy- Why?

Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't.

Boy- Why not?

Girl- I didn't want to hurt you.

Boy- You could never hurt me sweetheart.

Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt about me as the same I felt about you.

Boy- ?

Girl- I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.

Boy- ...........

Girl- Don't be sad, I love you, and I'll always be here with you.

Boy- Then why'd you break up with me?

Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over.

BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.

But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.

NEXT DAY

The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...
THE NOTE SAID:I told her I would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...


Copy and paste this if you cryed at this story..If you didn't cry, copy and paste it anyway. Why? Because the girl and the boy would have wanted that.

Funniest Story Ever!

Well, most the people I told it to said it was really funny, so here it is!

So there's a white man, a mexican, and a black man on a plane. The plane starts falling and the pilot said to drop something heavy so it would take weight off the plane. The white man dropped a brick, the mexican bropped a horseshoe, and the black man dropped a bomb. They landed safely, but the white man saw a woman crying so he asked her,"Why are you crying?" and she says,"Cuz a brick fell out of the sky and killed my husband." So the white man was worried, but the mexican saw a man crying. So he asked him,"Why are you crying?" so the man said,"Cuz a horseshoe fell out of the sky and killed my daughter." Tha mexican felt bad, but the black man saw a little boy laughing so hard, that he looked like he was going to pee his pants, so the black man asked him,"Why are you laughing?" so he said,"I farted and the building behind me blew up!"

So, what do you think? MM me if you like it!