Number Trick
16 years & 2 months ago
5th Sep 2008 16:31 Pick a number between 1 and 10.
Double it.
Add 8.
Divide by 2.
Subtract your original number.
Now, if A=1, B=2, C=3, and so on, find the letter corresponding to your number.
Think of a country that starts with your letter.
Now think of the next letter after yours in the alphabet.
Think of an animal that starts with that letter.
Think of the color of that animal.
I know what you're thinking of!
And I'll tell you. Ready?
Are you sure?
Go down.
Keep going...
Almost there...
Now I'll tell you:
I didn't know there were gray elephants in Denmark!
Jokes
16 years, 3 months & 10 days ago
26th Jul 2008 13:03 What do you call a midget fortuneteller running away from the police?
A small medium at large!
Did you hear about the boy who asked his grandpa: "Are you a frog?" When the grandpa asked why the boy said that, the boy answered: "Because Mom and Dad said that when you croak we're going to Disneyland."
Did you know? If you cross a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker, you'll have a pigeon that not only delivers the message, but knocks on the door as well!