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~TAKE THIS QUIZ~
[1] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[2] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[3] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[4]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[5] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. =/
[6] You have ran into a tree.
[7] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[8] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[9]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. =O
[10] You just tried to sing them.
[11] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[12] You have choked on your own spit.
[13]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[14] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was put twice
[15] You just looked at it.
[16]Your hair is blond/dirty blond.
[17]You just looked.
[18]People have called you slow.
[19] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[20] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[21] You have caught yourself drooling.
[23] You've fallen asleep in class.
[24] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[25] You just laughed.
[26] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[27] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
[28] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
[29]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[30]You use your fingers to do simple math.
[31]You have eaten a bug.
[32]You are taking this blond quiz when you should be doing something important.
[33] Your debating if you should be doing that something or finish taking this quiz.
[34] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[35] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.
[36] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even know when you know it won't happen to you.
[37] You break a lot of things.
[38] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[39] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confuzzled.
[40] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[41] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
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dertoy0
dertoy10 Apr 20093comments
HOW TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS AND OTHER PEOPLE


1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a !"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.

26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.

27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents!

28. Pass out bananas

29. Ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss

30. Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......"

31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself

32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.

33. Camp out in the frozen food section.

34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.

35. Give random old people your number

36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.

37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.
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put a dora doll in the middle of the isle then when someone picks it up scream swiper no swiping

act like you are talkin on your cellphone say u were supposed to set off the bomb after i left

Take a little boy with glass
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dertoy0
dertoy17 Mar 20092comments
1) meow occasionally
2) say ding at each floor
3) say i wonder what all these do? and push all the red buttons.
4) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
5) try to make personal calls on the emergency phone
6) when theres only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend that it wasn't you
7) ask if you can push the button for the other people but push the wrong ones
8) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: THAT'S MINE!!!
9) bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
10) pretend your a flight attendent and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11) swat at flies that don't exist.
12) call out group hug then enforce it
13) pluck someone's hair and yell DNA!
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dertoy16 Mar 20092comments
Ur Wish Has Been Granted!!!

find the 3 and u will get a kiss tommorow
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once youve found the b

Find The Mistake.



ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWZYX

Once Youve Found The Mistake



Find the i

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Once you found the i..............



Find the 6


9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999


once youve found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

once you've found the N...


Find the Q...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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dertoy16 Mar 20090comments
awwwww, so cute! I almost cried!!

Take time to read this!
Her hair was up in a pony tail,
her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her,
that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand,
if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid;
she knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates
of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried,
for her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again,
she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school
eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees;
a dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently,
anxious in their seats
One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name,
every child turned to stare.
Each of them was searching,
for a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?"
she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one,"
another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back,
she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad,
too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her,
as she smiled up at her Mom.
And looked back at her teacher,
who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back,
slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child,
came words incredibly unique.
"My Daddy couldn't be here,
because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be,
since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him,
I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy,
and how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories
he taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses,
and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes,
and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him.
I'm not standing here alone.
"Cause my daddy's always with me,
even though we are apart
I know because he told me,
he'll forever be in my heart"
With that, her little hand reached up,
and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own h
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dertoy16 Mar 20091comment