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female comebacks - I read this and found most of them hilarious.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"
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SportzGurl990
SportzGurl9921 Nov 20081comment
boy- i missed u at school today, why weren't you there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh really? why?
girl- oh nothing, annual shots, that's all.
boy- oh
girl- so what did we do in english today?
boy- you didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do you love me?
boy- u know i love you more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- why did u ask?
girl-................>silence<..........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do you care about me?
boy- i would give you the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- you would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
girl- no, everything's fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would you die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for you anyday, hun
girl- really?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no i'm fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyone's fine.
boy- ............ok
girl......................well i have to go i'll see you tomorrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love you too, bye.
THAT NIGHT:
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girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- why weren't you at school today?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are you sick?
girl- ..................um i have to go, my mom's calling on my other line.
boy- i'll wait.
girl- it may take a while, i'll call you later.
boy-........alright, i love you hun.
very long pause<
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- it's the best thing for us right now.
boy- why????
girl- i love you.
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THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- what's up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok............
BOY CALLS
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SportzGurl9921 Nov 20081comment
Believing xD

Copy, Paste, Don???t look at
the bottom
before you do the thing or it won???t
work!
This is scary but pretty accurate.

1. Which color is better red,
black, green, blue or yellow?
Green

2. What???s your middle initial?
K


3. What month is your birthday?
November


4. Which color do you like more, black
or white?
Black


5. Name one of your friends.
Rita

6. Your favorite number?
23


7. Do you like flying or driving more?
Flying

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean
more?
Ocean


9. Think of a wish, but don???t write it
>>>>>>wishing<<<<<<<




???Answers???

1. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is
full of love.

Black: You are conservative and
aggressive.

**Green: Your soul is relaxed and you
are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love
kisses and affection from the ones you
love and give good advice to those who
are down.

Yellow - you are a very happy person..

2. If you???re initial is:

**A-K: You have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the
maximum & your love life is soon to
blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your
future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well
for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally

April-June: You will have a strong
love relationship that will last
forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year
and will experience a major life-
changing experience for the good.

**Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great,
and eventually you will find your soul
mate.

4. If you chose:

**Black: Your life will take you on a
different direction, it will seem hard
at times but will be the best thing
for you, and you will be glad for the
change.

White: You will have a friend who
completely confides in you and would
do anything for you, but you may not
realize it.

5. This person is your best friend: Rita
6. If i
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SportzGurl9921 Nov 20081comment
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I kissed
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
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SportzGurl9921 Nov 200810comments