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  1. My Life Quiz
    15th Jun 2009 13:47
    15 years, 5 months & 13 days ago
  2. How to annoy your parents
    14th Jul 2008 17:34
    16 years, 4 months & 15 days ago
  3. QUIZ!!!!!
    15th May 2008 07:22
    16 years, 6 months & 15 days ago
  4. This is funny.
    2nd Dec 2007 13:01
    16 years, 11 months & 26 days ago
My Life Quiz
15 years, 5 months & 13 days ago
15th Jun 2009 13:47

Whats your score in life?

[] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family (most of them)
[x] There is a pool/spa/lake/pond in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 5

[x] You dress the way you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
[] Your room is big enough for you
[x]People don't use you for something you have
[x] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 7

[] You have over 500 friends on piczo
[] You have pictures on piczo
[x] Your parents let you have a random website
[x] You get allowance/loan.
[x]You Collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to college/university/tafe
[x]You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play/have played a sport.
[x] You want to do something after school/college/university
T 0 T A L: 7

[x] Your family owns a car/truck/van.
[] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x] You have friends.
[x] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 4

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own/owned a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs
[] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 7

Total over all: 30

times it by 3 = 90
I got an A!

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D

How to annoy your parents
16 years, 4 months & 15 days ago
14th Jul 2008 17:34

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I???m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...<
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...


QUIZ!!!!!
16 years, 6 months & 15 days ago
15th May 2008 07:22

1. If a woman lives in a single story house, and absolutely everything is pink, the walls, the floor, the furniture. Then what colour will the stairs be?
2. If a rooster lays an egg, and it rolls down 2 flights of 12 stairs, how many stairs has it rolled down in total
3. Jack's mother has three children snap, crackel and ........?
4. If a two trains are driving on the same track and they're both heading towards eachother, the track is on the border of South Africa and Zimbabwe, when the trains do crash on which side will they burry the survivors, south Africa or Zimbabwe
5. If a pink house is made of pink bricks, a yellow house of yellow bricks and a blue house of blue bricks, then what is greenhouse made of??

haha right now you're probably thinking u got all the answers right..........................................................
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answers:

1. U probably said pink but if u were smart u'd know single story houses dont have stairs!
2. There is no egg, if u went to nursery school u'll know roosters don't lay eggs
3. U might have said Pop, well Jacks mother only has 3 children, so her third child would obviously be Jack....think about it
4. Where I come from u dont usually burry survivours
5. Green houses are made of glass, no green bricks


This is funny.
16 years, 11 months & 26 days ago
2nd Dec 2007 13:01

You Know You Live in 2008 When...


1] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2] You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3] The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or MySpace.
4] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7] As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8] As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9] And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10] You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11] Now you are laughing at yourself, stupidly.
12] Post this in your blog if you fell for it.. you know you did XD


  1. My Life Quiz
    15th Jun 2009 13:47
    15 years, 5 months & 13 days ago
  2. How to annoy your parents
    14th Jul 2008 17:34
    16 years, 4 months & 15 days ago
  3. QUIZ!!!!!
    15th May 2008 07:22
    16 years, 6 months & 15 days ago
  4. This is funny.
    2nd Dec 2007 13:01
    16 years, 11 months & 26 days ago