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Is your pooch fed up of plain old bone shaped biscuits? Is Rover longing for a tasty treat? Then why not try Pen Lid Shaped Doggie Treats. Yes, it's a delicious dog biscuit in the shape of a pen lid packed with e numbers to make Fido last all day long! Also here at Dog Chew Inc we have made the Pen Shaped Doggie Treat, a perfect accompyment to a Pen Lid Shaped Doggie Treat. The Pen and Pen Lid Shaped Doggie Treat come in 5 mouth watering flavours:
Suculent Pencil Shavings
Lip Licking Loo Roll
Juicy Jumper Sleves
Crunchy Cat Hair
And our favourite...Amazing Anticeptic Aftershave!
These treats are NOT for the faint hearted. Side effects of eated Pen Lid Shaped Doggie Treats include:
Major/minor itching.
Unnatural hair growth
Pinky green toenail boils
And a suddern urge to speak Japaneese.
Yes. We all do love those Pen Lid Shaped Doggie Treats. Lets call them PLSDT for short. Here aren some advantages of feeding these treats to your mutt:
E numbers prevent Spot from getting sleepy.
Only 15 out of 20 taste testers died or felt majour itching.
And mainly they're bright green!
You cannot buy Pen Lid or Pen Shaped Doggie Treats anywere online or in stores. If you find/make any and you die it's not my fault. Enjoy.
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-Mike has a sister named Myla.

-Tre Cools tattoo on his arm; of the tv going through the window; is a painting by the famous British street artist Banksy and many of the new American Idiot designs resemble Banksy's work as well.

- The guys once stayed in a house in Copenhagen and the guy who lived there brought out a jar with a human head in it which had been stolen from a laboratory. Mike slept right next to it and it was named sleepy.

-Billie joe had a cat named ZERO....but it died in the washing machine

-A security guy jumped on stage at Woodstock and accidentally tackled Mike because he got him confused with a crazed fan...this ended in the result of Mike breaking his teeth.

-Tre' lived in a house with no electricity or plumbing in Laytonville, California, but he loved it because he could run around and make as much noise as he wanted.


-Mike broke both of his arms while having a pillow fight with his wife (now ex wife) and then Tre' and Billie laughed him all the way to the hospital

-Billie Joe was once a vegetarian but then he started losing a lot of weight and he felt weird so he started eating meat again.

-Tre's favorite food is sushi.

-Billie Joe chipped his tooth three days before the making of 'good riddance' throwing t.v.'s out a hotel window

-The first time Tre Cool saw himself on TV..he destroyed his hotel room

-Mike took a poop off of a hotel balcony onto someone's balcony below...that same night Billie ran around butt naked knocking on peoples doors for no reason

-Tre' has been set on fire at least 4 times...

-Mike sometimes runs laps around the venue before a show

-Billie joe's father gave him his first guitar...which he named blue...and he still uses it onstage to this day.

-Billie Joe went onstage naked and performed "she" and was arrested for "indecent exposure"

-Tre' cool has a tattoo of an anklet on his ankle.

-Paris Hilton presented Green Day with an award...and then Tre' Screamed into the microphone "NOW THATS HOT!"

-When Billie was 15 years old he let his friend give him a really bad haircut then walked into his moms bedroom and said "HEY mom!" and she replied with, "OH NO BILLIE!!!"

-Billie Joe wrote Blvd. of Broken dreams in his son Jakob's room
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