Hello Awezome and welcome to this stupidly long episode of: Dressed to Impress! No - really, this isn't some lame sitcom but it is a pretty length application, considering I'm being 'greedy' as some would say and applying for two pets who I find rather attractive(-wiggly eyebrows-) instead of just one. Bear with me as, although you said there were no brownie points, I'm going to have you pulling out your hair and wondering: "Where in the bloody world is this 21 year old's life?" Oh, and when you find out? Let me know. It's 2:16 AM as I begin this. I need all the 'life' I can get. Hehe.

! First and foremost, I'll introduce myself. Obviously; I'm Hydroxide, but the girl behind the highly scientific name is not quite so... science..y. *AHEM* Actually, I'm quite lame. I sit here on a daily basis scouring the boards for roleplays that fit my tastes, thinking up characters for my pets, drawing my little pixelated companions, and then off and on training them. I'm not after avatars, achievements, fame, fortune, glamor, and glory. I'm just... well, lame. o0 Between World of Warcraft and Marapets, I'm what you'd call the typical 'nerd'. Originally, I'd started playing Mara years ago and stopped for reasons I can't even, to this day, remember. When I came back, I had such a long list of, "Congratulations, you've been on 40+ months," rewards that I just decided to stay as everything, in total, gave me millions upon millions worth of items and prizes. In the time that I've been back, I've successfully accomplish all my 'DREAM' pet goals and have been happily willing to move onto the 'PETS I LIKE' goals which are done at a more leisurely pace. AKA: I don't go bawling to mommy when I get an offer rejected or I'm outbid. xP And that is what has lead me here.

! As you can tell(with the exception of Alor who is going to be mutant and Vith who is a girly man), my pets are all viciously mutated, dead, petrified, or just plain evil. I actually hadn't planned for that but at the end of one day I realized, as I spent the millions to get my Rofling costumed Minipet, he just didn't quite fit in. Eesh. Needless to say, he quickly became better adapted with his shiny straight jacket and bugging eyes and from that day forward, I realized I was destined to have and enjoy doomed pets. x) Which was okay with me because, quite frankly, the crazy ones are the fun ones. Mwahaha-....Yeah. ANYHOW, I s'pose you could see w

Detonate has drunk the poison and died!

Rescued from Graveyard at:
3:10 AM, July 11th 2007.

-flails-

<33 Ilhimsfm.

Det is my favorite pet.
There's no denying it.
I adore this fellow.

Under no circumstances,
Is he -ever- for trade.
Even if the rest of my pets are.

I love mah pony.
So bite me.