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evy95
  1. I'M SECRETLY A GNOME
    6th Feb 2010 12:01
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I'M SECRETLY A GNOME
14 years, 9 months & 21 days ago
6th Feb 2010 12:01

NOT, I'm a TEEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE

Its pretty funny that you opened this because in the next seven days you will:



* have someone fall in love with you

* find a $20.00 bill on the ground

* find out that the person you like likes you
back

* your best friend will get you a really nice gift

* ur gonna get a gf/bf

* ur gonna get an A+ on all ur tests

* ur gonna get 10 new friends

* ur gonna find a 50 dollar bill



BUT...



first you will have to repost this with one of these titles:



"I ATE A YELLOW RUBBERBAND"



"I GOT ARRESTED"



"YOUR MOM"



"I HAVE A G/F or B/F"



"!!"



"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"



"I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU"



"I'M SECRETLY A GNOME"

"im getting married"

"I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU"

1000 Questions
14 years, 10 months & 6 days ago
21st Jan 2010 15:50

The Basics
1.) Your name: Evelynn L
2.) Nicknames: ev, evy stuff like that. most of them from my family
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: not realy
4.) Location: Pennsylvania, USA
5.) Age: 15
6.) Birthday: May 15
7.) Zodiac sign: Taurus
8.) Parents names: Jessica and Michael
9.) Siblings?: Two sisters one brother
10.) Pets: none
11.) Number of rooms in your house: bedrooms: 5 bathrooms: 3 1/2 others: basement, living room, family room, laundry room, dining room
12.) Religion: no, idk
13.) If so-practicing?: i said no!
14.) Male or Female?: Female
15.) Is your family close?: i guess. some friends are like family


What are your favorite
16.) Foods: lasagna, mi absolute fav
lasansna 17.) TV shows: So You Think You Can Dance
18.) Movies:Twilight Saga movies and any movie w/ Will Smith in it.
19.) Actors: Will Smith and that hottie named Taylor Lautner
20.) Actresses: don't have one
21.) Books: anything that looks interesting
22.) Artists: idk
23.) Types of Music: a like a bit of everything
24.) Video Games: i have a DS that i rarley play
25.) Computer Games: idk . . .?
26.) Outfits: aeropostale. . . anything comfy/sweatpants!!!
27.) Stores: WALMART<3 haha
28.) Sports: cheerleading, i want to do track an
29.) Colors: PURPLE!!!! y BLUE!!!
30.) Numbers: 3
31.) Websites: youtube, marapets, project playlist
32.) Cartoons characters: TOM & JERRY!!!
33.) TV Channels: FOX gotta have my reality T.V!!!!!1
34.) Made For TV Movies: not really

35.) Comedians: Will Farall (sp?)
36.) Comediennes: uhhh. . .
37.) Hair products: hair mousse!!!
38.) Makeup Products: don't wear any
39.) Kind of Pens: glitter
40.) Kind of Shows: Dont matter.
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: earrings and necklaces
42.) Kinds of Soap: lever, fancy kinds sometimes
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: tresseme, sunsilk
44.) Game Systems: DS
45.) CD s: who has those anymore 'sides my lil sister? i gotta a ipod tho
46.) Snacks: COOKIES!!!!!
47.) Past times: ????
48.) Things to do on the weekend: shopping, hang with friends, go to games
49.) Magazines: people
50.) Animals: puppies!!! there so cute

Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: aeropostale
52.) Favorite sweatpants: i have 3 navy ones but different styles
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: a cute aero tee w/jeans
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: does my cheer uniform coun?
55.) Do you like it?: sure
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: aeropostale
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: idk? no
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: idk? sure?
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: flip flops, ballet flats, my vans and ??Claro que si! (of course) my cheer sneakers
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: sure
61.) Do you wear hats?: eww the mess up my hair
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: not really.
63.) If so, what?: uhhh,
64.) Do you wear belts?: nope. i need some tho
65.) Do you wear skirts?: ew no. my cheer skirt
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing?: lol, nah. what about my really short cheerleading skirt?
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: i guess but in the winter
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: no.
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: purse.
70.) If so, what is it like?: it has a big floreaent orange flower print on it

School
71.) What are your grades like?: B
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: sure. i wish i got straight A's like i did b4 i got 2 HS
73.) Are you failing anything?: Nah.
74.) Do you take a language?: yeah
75.) If so which language?: Spanish
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: my 3rd grade teacher
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: on the inside
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: don'y have one.
79.) If so, with what?: NOTHING
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: occasionally
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks?: yeah. all the time.
82.) Do you take art?: nope.
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: take the bus. i live 20 minutes away from the school
84.) Do you like school?: Not really
85.) How big is your school?: pretty big
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: yeah. duh! where else would they go?
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: yeah my school is such a retard
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: honor roll.
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: i had a lead role in 3rd grade
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: FFA

Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: blue soon to b purple
92.) Is it messy or clean?: just cleaned it
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: blue with snowflakes. lolz
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: mi madre wont let me.
95.) If so, of what?: taylor lautner maybe
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: nope
97.) A computer?: nah.
98.) A radio?: yeah.
99.) An alarm clock?: yeah. have to wake up early for school. ugh.
100.) A stereo?: no
101.) What is under your bed?: a pillow and an art project
102.) Do you have a big closet?: yeah
103.) Do you write on your walls?: why would i
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: nahh,
105.) If so, what design?: what??
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: no.
107.) If so, of what?: i said No the 1st time. do u listen
108.) Do you decorate your door?: nope.
109.) With what?: nothing
110.) What color is your carpet?: tanish?

Music
111.) What are you favorite bands?: the fray, paramore, linkin park and yes the jonas brothers
112.) Do you own a lot of CD s?: no. iPod remember?
113.) How many exactly?: 3
114.) Do you download music?:yeah
115.) What are your favorite songs?: never say never (the fray), inseparable (jonas brothers), your guardian angel (red jumpsuit apparatus)
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: in the car sometimes.
117.) Do you like loud music?: omg yeah
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: YEAH
119.) Do you like rap?: a little
120.) Do you like country?: eww

TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: So You Think You Can Dance. and Keeping up with the Kardashians
122.) Are you a couch potato?: No,.
123.) Do you watch the news?: i actually do. lolzz
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: not really.
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: umm. . .idk?
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: Im usually asleep,
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: LOL, yeah satellite.
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: yeah cuz all the shows i watch are over the 100#
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: No, i should try
130.) What is your take on commercials?: ugh theres so many
131.) How big is your TV?: big
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: Remote duh
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: only old people do
134.) Do you like dramas?: maybe?
135.) Do you like comedies?: hellz yeah
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: bad,
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: it would b taylor lautner but hes in movies
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: football somtimes and NASCAR when i was younger, cheerleading competitions when they come on
139.) Do you watch music videos?: yeah.
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80 s even if you weren t living in the 80 s?: umm no.

Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: idk
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: no
142.) Pro-life?: yes. no abortion
143.) Pro-choice?: what does that mean?
144.) Are you a virgin?: yeah.
145.) Do you believe in God?: i don't go to church so idk. . .
146.) Jesus?: Yes.
147.) Allah?: ???
148.) Buddha?: sure. he is the wise fat one. haha
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: No.
150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas ?: what is it? i like getting presents tho

Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: i don't like having friend titles like tat
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: yeah
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: rachael
154.) Craziest?: CC
155.) Weirdest?: rachael sometimes
156.) Prettiest: they are equal
157.) Fanciest?: Sarah
158.) Sportiest?: Goldie
159.) Girliest?: Devyn
160.) Mellowest?: idk
161.) Stupidest?: Devien
162.) Smartest?:Nat and Steph
163.) Thugest?: CC, just kidding
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: sure
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: eww
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: not really
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: for sure
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: Yes.
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: a little i guess
170.) Are you part of a clique?: i hang out with alot different 'groups'
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: It varies from person to person, really.
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: sure
173.) Where did you meet them?: Uhh,
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: LJ?
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: not really
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: sure. if im really close to them
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: umm??
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: no way!!
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: 6
180.) How is this survey so far?: Tiring and very long

This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: messenger
182.) Punk/Emo: N/A
183.) Rock/Rap: Rock
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: jay-z
185.) Justin/Clay: justin
186.) Ruben/Clay: who. eww
187.) Cat/Dog: dog.
188.) PS2/Xbox: ps2,
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVD
190.) Cds/Tapes: CD
191.) Big screen/small screen: Big screen
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: Theatre
193.) Popcorn/Candy: candy!!
194.) Jacket/Coat: Jacket
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: fake.
196.) sister/brother: ummm? there both annoying
197.) Home/House: home
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: espa??ol
199.) Art/Computer: COMPUTER
200.) Laptop/Desktop: laptop.
201.) Pepsi/Coke: coke
202.) Orange/Apple: orange (D-limonene good times)
203.) Phone/Computer: both
204.) Email/Letters: letters
205.) Big/Small: depends.
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: ravioli
207.) Baby/Toddler: baby
208.) 16/21: what? does this mean age?
209.) CSI/24: uh? are those t.v shows?
210.) Superman/Spiderman: Spiderman all the way
211.) Kilborn/Conan: ?
212.) Letterman/Leno: ?
213.) SNL/MadTV: ?
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: neither
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: EWW BEYOND EWW!!!
216.) Boxers/Briefs: boxers!!!
217.) Pants/Skirts: Pants
218.) Skirts/Skorts: Neither
219.) Fork/Spoon: spork haha
220.) People/InTouch: eh?

Are you
221.) Gothic?: I dont think so.
222.) a freak?: to my friends. lolzz
223.) a computer nerd?: no
224.) a science freak?: No.
225.) a sports fan?: No.
226.) One of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: no, those ppl are annoying
227.) a class clown?: No.
228.) funny?: Yes
229.) serious?: Sometimes.
230.) intellectual?: When I'm not forgetting like, everything.
231.) an LOTR nerd?: what? EWW BEYOND EWW!!!
232.) a failure?: haha fail!!! wait. epic fail!!!!!1
233.) a success?: HAHA no
234.) a loser?: no
235.) popular?: somewhat
236.) lazy?: sometimes,
237.) outgoing?: not really
238.) shy?: yeah
239.) friendly?: yeah
240.) easily annoyed?: yes but i just ignore it
241.) tolerant of others views?: i guess?
242.) addicted to crack?: no
243.) addicted to any other drug?: lol im good.
244.) a partier?: i wish.
245.) naturally hyperactive?: sometimes
246.) wild?: no?
247.) sporty?: cheerleader (and yes it is a sport)
248.) smelly?: lolzz no
249.) an insomniac?: No.
250.) a procrastinator?: omg yes, i always do papers the day b4 its due
251.) a criminal?: No.
252.) a crackpot?:nah,
253.) a bookworm?: yes!!! i love reading!!
254.) hairy?: no, on my head lolz
255.) good at playing basketball?: no
256.) in high school?: HS,
257.) in prison?: nope (hopefully never)
258.) from mars?: no venus. haha
259.) straight?: yeah,
260.) I have NO taste ?: what do you think.

Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: sure, cherrios are better
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: i hope not!!
263.) Do you like nuns?: uh sure?
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: lol a bit
265.) Do you use correct English?: most of the time. . . when im not txting
266.) Hablar Espanol?: si. hablo espanol bastante
267.) Spien Deutsch?: no
268.) Speak English?: Duh, im doion this survey aren't i
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: yeah, duh, umm (looks up) oh
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: Count?
271.) Do you like Russian names?: not really.
272.) Like Vlad?: as in Vladamire
273.) Homer?: Simpson?
274.) Are you a busy body?: i have cheer almost everyday
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: I should so do that xD
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: I dont golf
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: kinda.
278.) Who do you wish was president?: Nick Jonas!!!
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush?:he not president anymore!!! yes
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: No,
281.) Are you insecure?: uhhh. . . no?
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: nah,
283.) Roman culture?: nahh
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: contemporary/ modern
285.) What style architecture is your house?: its just a house lol. its new and its big
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: never did, but it would be awesome
287.) Do you like to clean your room?: yes! i cant stand it when its messy!!
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break your concentration?: oh yes.
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: no? i need to tell time dont i??
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is?: most of the time. thats why people made clocks!! duh
291.) Does anybody really care?: Some care.
292.) Who sings that song?: which one?
293.) Do you like Chicago?: Never been.
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?: idk do they?
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?:idont kno i just to my high scholl finals
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?:no, back and forth
297.) Do you play with dolls?: BARBIE!!!! XD
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: EWW BEYOND EWW!!!!! niz-erds
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: 20 duh.
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: not really

Money
301.) Do you have a job?: nope too young. im only fifteen
302.) What do you do?: cheer
303.) Does your boss like you?: don't have a job
304.) How much do you get paid?: not much unless you count the money i get for holidays and my b-day
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: yeah
306.) Do you have a credit card?: not yet.
307.) a checkbook?: Nope
308.) Are you a big spender?: YES. once i get the mone i t have to spend it!!!
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: Often
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: not much cuz i aint got any money!!
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: no
312.) How about a Franc?: No.
313.) Do you really care?: Not rlly.
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: sure?
315.) If you don t have one, do you wish you had one?: HELLZ YEAH!!!
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: DUH.
317.) Why?: SHOPPING..
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: thats a hard one. . . .
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: don't got any money to have a wallet
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: 60$ maybe
321.) What are you wearing?: jeans with a white aero tee
322.) What are you listening to?: just finished a linkin park song. what does this have to do with money?
323.) Who are you talking to?: no one.
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: listening to music
325.) How is your hair?: natural ( curly)
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: nope. well i have sparkley purple nail polish on. . . does that count?
327.) Are you cold or warm?: a little cold
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: No.
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: no
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: my camera, cell and some random papers. . .
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: hmmm. . . hard to do when there is no book around. . .
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: Folders
333.) What time is it?: 5:23 pm
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: maybe.
335.) Why aren't you doing it?: cuz i don't feel like it. soy perezosa
336.) Is your room a mess now?: no
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: not home
338.) What are any people around you doing?: watchen T.V
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: someone special??
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: hahahhahaa

Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: oh gosh. alot of time. it takes a while to perfect my look
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: no
343.) If so, what?: chapstick?
344.) Are your looks important to you?: actually yes.
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: yesi wanna dye my hair darker but not black
346.) What would you change?: my hair. duh
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: down.
348.) Do you dye your hair?: not yet. . .
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: sometimes
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: like a little darker than chocolate bwn
351.) What is your eye color?: chocolate brown
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: Nah, but i really want green eyes
353.) Do you look like your parents?: my moms mother, but when she was younger. lolz
354.) Is that good or bad?: Good i guess.
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: not that i know of. haha
356.) Why?: ????
357.) Do you have any piercings?: yeah. my ears duh.
358.) Any tattoos?: not yett. . .
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: ummm. . . .no
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: not much

Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: No.
362.) Out of your state?: yes
363.) Out of your city?: Yes.
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: nope
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: N/A
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: no,
367.) In a boat?: yuppers
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: I have.
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: Idk?.
370.) Do you drive?: not yet. . .

Cars
371.) Favorite car?: cadillac cts
372.) Color for that car?: red
373.) Do you have your liscense?: nope.
374.) Permit?: nope
375.) Do you like fast cars?: yes!!!

Sleep
376.) How long so you sleep each night on average?: about 6-8 hrs
377.) Is this enough?: no
378.) Do you dream every night?: i do occasionally
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: i was being chased by a scare crow in my neighbors backyard!!!
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: no?
381.) Do you sleep in school?: i actually did once. i was in 1st grade i didn't sleep at all the night b4
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: LOL, sometimes.
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: my tummy or back id rem
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: yeah. at 5:45. but i press the snooze button like a jillian times
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: idk its an alarm clock

Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: not often.
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: i guess?
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: yeah
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: sort of
395.) Do you go clubbing?: not old enough
396.) Ever been drunk?: nah
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: No.
398.) For what?: N/A
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: no.
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: not really
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: yeah
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: eww no. thats for nerds without a life
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: yeah! my sis has one
404.) What about those racing games?: mario cart
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: 1 and going to a sweet sixteen soon
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: 3
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: i try
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: not really
409.) Who has the best parties?: ummm. . . idk??

Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: no
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: i know some guys who like me
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: yes.
414.) Who?: like im gonna tell you
415.) Do they know? probably, but ididnt tell them
416.) How many people have you dated in the passed year?: none. i have bin asked out
417.) Kissed in the past year? nope
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: noo. . . what does it mean??
419.) How many people have you said "I love you" to?: bunchches
420.) Did you mean it?: yeah
421.) If you didn t mean in, why did you bother saying it?: i love all my friends.
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: yeah. who doesn't
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: Idk,
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?: none
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to breakup songs and then in an hour your fine again with a new love-buddy?: i could

Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: Britney
427.) Justin or JC: whos JC?
428.) Frodo or Sam: I don't knoow. who are they?
429.) B2K or Nsync: Nsync
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: CARTMAN
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: Dracula
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: Simon
433.) Conan or Jay: dont know again
434.) Rosie O Donnell or Boy George: oh my eww. . .
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: carmen
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: tommy lee?
437.) Bill O Reilly or Chris Matthews: dont know them?

Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: Selena Gomez
439.) Why do you look up to them?: i don't know i love her work. but shes way better than Miley Cyrus
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: a little.
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: I have many "quotes"
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: No.
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: sure?
I inspire myself

More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: they taste good. .
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: like every sunday. i know, its bad
446.) What kind?: glazed and powdered w/ cream in it
447.) Do you like chocolate?: YES!!! theres like a two pound box on top of the fridge now!
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: what kind of question is this, one of my uncles probably did
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: wouldn't that be cool???
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: in
451.) Do you like mini blinds?: what?
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: nooo
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: no
454.) How is this survey so far?: TIRING again
455.) Do you like the movie Fantasia ?: eww!!! but i did see it( is that the one with the walking brooms and mikey mouse?)

What's Your Take On
456.) Life: hey what happens happens and probably for a reason
457.) The world: a SPHERE!!
458.) President Bush: got big ears
459.) Ahhhhnold: that show " Hey, Arnold"
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: LOL. mini man for gov
461.) Howard Stern: weirdo?
462.) The war in Iraq: really needs to stop, bad choice Bush
463.) the economy: what a hot mess
464.) jay-z retiring: wha?! he cant, just can't
465.) school: schols is school
466.) going to college: yeah! how am i supposed to become then
467.) marriage: Eventually
468.) football: Yes
469.) baseball: no
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: Weirdos much?

Do You
471.) Pick your nose?: Oh yes. XD lolz
472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?: Nah
473.) Fart a lot?: lmao. . .idk
474.) Burp a lot?: not really
475.) Do stupid things in public?: sometimes lol.
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: *adds to list of things*
477.) Have random hallucinations?: i hope not!
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: nope
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: No. im not a weirdo
480.) Wear leg warmers?: No.
481.) Sing in the shower?: no
482.) Play any card game?: UNO!! lolz
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?:no
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: dont have one. . .yet
485.) Have a snake?:ew ew ew ew.
486.) Have webbed feet?: IMMA DUCK?
487.) Wear colorful socks?: YES.
488.) Have a life?: OF COURSE I DO!! im not a loser like some ppl
489.) Drink coffee?: EWWW.
490.) Drink tea?: ewwy-er

Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: I dont have one.
492.) Emails?: yeah, for educational purposes. . .
493.) Do you have a website?:nahhhhhh
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: ??
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: lol eventually. maybe after im done with this survey
496.) What are your favorite websites?: idk, i go on a lot of different sites
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: AEROPOSTALE<3
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: noo
499.) If so, what?: nothing
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?: nada
501.) Do you have a lot of online friends?: sure?
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: maybe
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: anyone?
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud?: All the time.
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN ?: yahoo!
506.) Whats your desktop background?: a close up of some purple flower
507.) Whats your AIM icon? : aint got one
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: not enough
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: both.
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: it did, and there was like chaos in my house

Presents
511.) Whats the best present you've ever received?: iPod?
512.) Whats the worst present you've ever received?: underwear. lolz
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: RECIEVE xD
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn't get them one?: yeah.
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: No, I go get them something.

More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station:idk in the 90-100 range
517.) Favorite day of the week: sabado! i get to sleep in
518.) Favorite fruit: grapes and oranges
519.) Favorite vegetable: carrorts
520.) Favorite lunch meat: HAM
521.) Favorite candy bar: milkyway
522.) Favorite nail polish: clear
523.) Favorite chair: umm not the one im sitting on
524.) Favorite early morning show: I dont really watch tv in the morning.
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: none
526.) Favorite writing paper: Lined paper.
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: do the sunday comics count?
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): ugh. . . they're all annoying
529.) Favorite distant relative: hmm. . .idk?
530.) Favorite dessert: cakes
531.) Favorite weather: hace buen tempo
532.) Favorite season: spring
533.) Favorite shoe brand: osis
534.) Favorite lunch: at school?- thursday pizza and pot pie day
535.) Favorite breakfast: WAFFLES
536.) Favorite author: Stephenie Meyer
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: idk? in a stadium?
538.) Favorite band to see live: Paramore
539.) Favorite survey you've ever gotten: uhh shorter ones definitely


More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: adidas
541.) Alone/With friends: with friends
542.) Work/Have off: Work
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: iPomegranate!
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: raspberry
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: wth? what is that?
546.) Acid/Shrooms: no drugs for me plz!!
547.) Who/The Who: idk?
548.) Older/Newer: NEWER.
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: Regular pretzel
550.) Have sex/Make love: arent they the same

Have you ever
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: i don't curse. . . that much
552.) Skipped school?: yeah but i had to for family reasons
553.) Done drugs?: nah.
554.) Been drunk?:No,
555.) Been so drunk you couldn t remember your own name?: See above.
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: No.
557.) Gone insane?: not really
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: yeah i couple times when i was younger
559.) Been in a car accident?: nah
560.) A bike accident?: yes lol. i was riding really fast then i flipped over the handle bars
561.) Broken a bone?: never (knocks on wood)
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: nope
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: not yet
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: when the died
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: porbably
566.) More than 12 hours?: No.
567.) How about 5 hours?: probably.
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: NO
569.) Passed out from hunger?: never and dont plan on it
570.) Been to a LAN party?: nah.


Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: yes.
572.) How about swim meets?: no
573.) Tennis matches?: no
574.) Do you like Family Feud?: eww no
575.) The ones with Richard?: uhh. . .no?
576.) How about Match Game?: nahhh.
577.) Do you watch Game Show network regularly?: NOOO.
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: Yes.
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: eww, hell to the no!!!
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: somewhat
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: sometimes. back to new jersey please!
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: I dress how I want to.
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: i guess
584.) Do you like TiVo?: sure?
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: no i have DVR
586.) VCR s or DVD players?: DVD.
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: sure?
588.) A vegan?: No.
589.) Vegetarian?: no, i luv meat way to much
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: veterinarian

Do you know
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: the STEELERS, ew
592.) Two years ago?: nope. haha
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: Idk?
594.) The author of "Frankenstein"?: a person
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: someone no-one knos
596.) The Queen of England?: THe Queen
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: a guy
598.) Espanol?: ??S??! ?Como estas?
599.) Deutsch?: no.
600.) Japanese?: Konichiwa
601.) Fran??ais?: bonjour
602.) Chinese?: nei hao
603.) Portuguese?: no.
604.) (If you don t, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): yeah
606.) The capital of the US?: Washington DC
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: uhh no?
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?:English is one of them xD
609.) How to fly a kite? :no
610.) How to surf?: No.
611.) Skateboard?: a little xD
612.) How about rollerblade?: yeah
613.) What year the Korean war started?: uhh. . fail? shouldof paid attentionin that class. lol
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: seeing people suffer from hunger and those animal abuse commercials. . . so sad
615.) Happy eyed?: idk?
616.) What song always makes you sad?: never say never
617.) Happy?: tons
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: Rachael Shocket and some others
619.) Really depressed?: i hope im not!
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: Yes.
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: No
622.) A naturally happy person?: sometimes
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: Depends on what happened
624.) What do you do?: Go on with whatever im doing.
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: Idk,

The Last Person To
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: Rachael
627.) Talk to you?: my sister Chelsea
628.) IM you?: none
629.) Touch you physically?: does that mean hug?
630.) Touch you emotionally?: idk?
631.) Hurt you?: certain people that can be total....
632.) Make you feel gooooood?: hmm idk?
633.) Scold you?: MOM.
634.) Praise you?: No one ever does.
635.) Say "Hello" to you?: idk? people say hi or hey

Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: idk?
637.) What do other people think of you?: idc what they think.
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: kind (to some) funny and enjoyable i guess?
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: when people say im dumb even though its so not true
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: very.
641.) A weak person?: not really, i have weak ankles
642.) Are you stressed out?: sometimes. family causes it & cheer too
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: ignore it if i can
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: Depends on who it is
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?:maybe, if i relize my mistake ill laugh w/them or get red in the face


MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La, and Po.


...why do I remember this.
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: omg yeah, its fun. i kno ppl who r famous for that.....matt
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: ???
674.) Oday ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay?: what?!?!
675.) Isn't pig latin the best?: if u understand it
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: should i?
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: yes!
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: nope
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: omg yes!!!!..... mrs. douglas
680.) Are you in an asylum?: hopefully never!
681.) College?: not yet
682.) What is your favorite scent?: no se
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: yes!!! love that stuff!!
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: Applebees
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: getting/doing somthing right
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: Depression.
687.) Do like Spongebob?: YES!!! HES THE BESTEST!!!!
688.) Do you think he s I have NO taste ?: uhhh
689.) How about Squidward? No.
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like "I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework"?: no?
691.) Do you do your homework every night?: no i do it b4 i get home
692.) Do you usually get a lot?: no
693.) "OOOOOO poor baby": not really
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: eww nooo!
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: eww. . .
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: i havent but i kno people who did
697.) Don t you wish they would make them for humans too?: no, thats y there 4 pets duh
698.) Where is your second home?: crystal's
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: 49 cent power is beter!!! jk
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don t need to look up?: just a few. . . 911!!
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: sure?
702.) Can you do the limbo?: yeah i rock at it
703.) Do you make New Year s Resolutions?: no.

Which Friend
704.) Has the best taste in music?: Rachael
705.) Has the coolest name?: CC
706.) Has the best taste in movies?: hmm. . .idk
707.) Has the nicest hair?: Devyn
708.) Has the fittest body?: me, jk. i probably do
709.) Do you hang out with most?: idk
710.) Has the coolest parents?: hmmm. . . hard one.
711.) Lives closest to you?: Devin
712.) Lives the farthest from you?:lisa & crystal. . .they live in new jersey
713.) Can you relate to most?: erin
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?:Rachael
715.) Can you make you laugh the easiest?: all my friends. i laugh at mostly anything that they do really

Word Association!
716.) blow: up
717.) lollipop: candyshop
718.) obnoxious: Nick
719.) cold: me
720.) hot: sun
721.) smell: cows
722.) car: cadillac
723.) rain: dog
724.) wet: floor
725.) steamy: Taylor Lautner
726.) bite: vampire
727.) beer: bellies
728.) rock: and roll.
729.) hard: rock
730.) soft: baby chickie xD
How random was that


OK Here s the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: sure. dressup games on the computer
732.) What s your favorite place to be kissed?: hmm
733.) Are you a tease?: maybe
734.) Spit or swallow: spit


More "Do you"
735.) Twirl your hair?: yeah
736.) Hate yourself?: idk
737.) Want to kill yourself?: No.
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: No.
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: no.
740.) Touch your face a lot?: Yes.
741.) Watch MTV?: yeah
742.) Have any I have NO taste in pet sites/I have NO taste /bi friends?: i know ppl who are bi.
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people s differences?: I'd think so,
744.) Wish you could fly?: i do actually, its callded cheerleading
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: Yes.
746.) Read minds?: DUHHHH!!!
747.) Watch wrestling?: yeah, it gets so intense cheering for them me & my team really get into it
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: sure
749.) Work out?: yeah
750.) Play any sports?: cheerleading ( yes its a sport), and track

More Have You Ever
751.) Gotten a DUI?: No.
752.) A speeding ticket?: No.
753.) Been in a fist fight?: not yet
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: No.
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: No.
756.) Held a gun?: no. if a water gun counts hehe
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: No way
758.) Been used?: Not that I know of?
759.) Been rejected?: idk
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: eww no
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: No.
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: i almost did a few times
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: Nahh
764.) Tackled the mailman?: nope
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: Yes too many times to count
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: no
767.) Done crack?: No.
768.) Done cocaine?: No.
769.) Passed out during school?: nope
770.) Had unprotected sex?: nah.

More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: morena means dark spanish?
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: isn't it Portuguese
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: almost lets see: Cowboys, Vikings, Jets, Steelers, Saints, Browns, Ravens, Radiers, Colts, Giants, Eagles, Jaguars, 49ers, Patriots, Broncos, Panthers, Green Bay Packers, Bengals, Redskins and Cardinals: thats 20 pretty good 4 a girl, eh?
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: No. how many are there
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: ew no way
776.) Are baseball games fun?: um no
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: i guess but its not mine
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: i head of them
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: yeah. i was jus messin around tho
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: yeah
781.) Do you like U2?: ehh im iffy about them
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded "I LOVE U2!" and the other person got really confused?: Haha no
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: ew.
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: yeah. sometimes
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: yeah sometimes
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: nope.
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: the ones that go in your ears
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: i use a ipod <3
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: i dont.
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?:I Said I DONT HAVE ANY CDS!!! gosh
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: Every day.
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: no
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say "pimping popples" instead of "popping pimples"?: No.
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: yeah
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to "Harder to breathe" or whatever by Maroon 5?: What?
796.) Do you pray daily?: No.
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: Haha idk?
798.) Are you paranoid?: idk
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: sure
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: eww no, that gross

Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: the purple one: donatello
802.) Power Ranger: eww, the yellow one or pink cuz there girls
803.) Rugrat: idk there all pretty awesome
804.) Powerpuff Girl: Blossom - the leader
805.) Villain: fuzzy lumpkin

Do You Own
806.) A cell phone?: yup
807.) A CPR certification card?: nope
808.) A Member s Only jacket?: yeah. my cheer jacket
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: no, i read one that was around 700-800 pages
810.) A I have NO taste in pet siteso?: what?
811.) A gun?: no
812.) A pair of toe socks?: haha i want some tho!!!!
813.) A portable DVD player?: nah
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: who?
815.) A car?: no
816.) A trucker hat?: No.
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: No.
818.) A wife beater?: does my zebra striped one count?
819.) A butcher knife?: no
820.) A pocket knife?: no.
821.) A Rolex?: my mom has one. isnt it those contact divider thing?
822.) A bike?: used too
823.) A thong?: No.
824.) A bikini?: yeah
825.) A speedo (guys)?: N/A (EWW)
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: No.
827.) A drum set?: nope.
828.) An electric guitar?: nope
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: nada
830.) Any of the "Rocky" movies?: no

More Random Questions .No they will not stop
831.) Do you have fleas?: No.
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: umm. . . in the move it said somthing like "teenagers take of your clothes" or somthing
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: yeah
834.) How big is your backyard?: pretty big i guess. we can put a pool in
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: eww no
836.) Hairy chests?: eww
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: men but like maybe a year or two older
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: no.
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: I'm not sure? is it somthin to do w/ur heart?
841.) Are you on any medication?: kinda
842.) Do you have asthma?: yes
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: i do still
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: i have 2 take eveyday
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: N/A
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: i don't know. i like my hair long
847.) What is your hair length?: when i have it natural (curly) its bout shoulder lenght. a lil longer. when straight its mid back
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: No
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: No. thats what guys are for wink.gif
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: the tip of one tip because i was tieing a ballon and it got stuck
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: yup, D.C 8th grade good times
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: No.
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: watched it before
854.) What s your take on the show Judge Judy?: Shes crazyy;
855.) When did WW2 start?: ummm. . . i dont know. after the Holocaust started?
856.) When did it end?: idk, when it did
857.) What is your nationality?: german, cuban, pilipino, african american, cherokee indian. a lil italian
858.) Where did your family come from?: new jersey
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: maybe
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: sure?
861.) Do you believe in angels?: Yea
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: No?
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: idk?
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like "naked" to get people s reactions?: haha yeah. or other random things (:
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: eww
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: what?
867.) Aren t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: looked them up, there not that hott
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: huh?
869.) Do you collect anything?: noy really
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: nopee.
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: theres a few.
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: idk? creeper.
873.) Favorite finger?: Ring finger. <3
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: almost all but there still coming in
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: i did and it was the 3rd one
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they are so sad and stupid?: omg yeah! They make me laugh.
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: No.
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: n/a
879.) Do you grind a lot?: my teeth or body. . . haha
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: sure
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: i wish i was an ocar meyer. . . .
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: no
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: yeah. snoop dog
884.) OK be honest hows the survey so far?: Very Very Long
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: I try.
886.) What time is it?: 11:06 am, just started again
887.) Do you use the word uber a lot?: sometimes
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don t?: On the phone when people I dont know are calling I say Hola, and then abunch of jibberish, they usually hang up!
889.) Can you take a crap in other people s houses without feeling awkward?: TMI!!!!
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: No way.
891.) What did you do?: N/A
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say "Fire trUCK"?: ...uh
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: no
894.) Do you think it s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don t?: haha i guess
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: TMI!!!
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: idk?
897.) What does PMS stand for?: hahahahahha. . .
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: sure?
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: No.
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: ..to 10
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: ewww they are nasty
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: I don't really look.
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: dont have one
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: uhhh. . . no
905.) How about Good Fellas?: not really
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: nope
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: not really
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: No
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: eww
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: idk?
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: alive?
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: yeah. usually
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: no
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: sometimes
915.) Do you use a calculator?: all the time
916.) What kind is it?: the good kind. the one with all the cool buttons
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: Yes.
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: yeah
919.) Don't they suck?: yeah!!
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: no
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: No. i should tho
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: Yeah
923.) Are you a racist?: no, how can i be a racist im like all of them!! haha
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: idk?
925.) Do you diet?: no i luv food, (im not fat)
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: maybe

Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?: Every day
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: Yes.
929.) How often do you wash your face?: Every day.
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: sometimes
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: with peroxide
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: yeah
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: when its allergy season i guess
934.) Do you cough a lot?: no
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: Cover my mouth.
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: Every day.

Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: No?
938.) Do you have OCD?: maybe
939.) Do you have ADHD?: maybe, most likely
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: nope
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: no
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: I dont really get sick.
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: No.
944.) The monkey pox?: ...what
945.) The mumps?: No.
946.) The measles?: No.
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: like a real one?, no

The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: no
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: No.
950.) In the newspaper?: Yes.
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: A few times by my friends.
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: No?
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: Aww he died?
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: i think
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: Who??
956.) Throw me some Polish names: O.P.I and Funky Fingers and Sally Hansen
957.) What size shoe do you have?: ususally a 7 or 8, depends on the type of shoe
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: about 8
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: big enough for me
960.) What are you wearing ?: sweatpants and a cami, just out of the shower
961.) How tall are you?: last time I was 5'4
962.) Do you have cankles?: Lol no.
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: nope!
964.) Fat thighs?: no they're muscular, im skinner than most people
965.) Do you like how you look? some days
966.) Do you shave your legs?: Yes.
967.) How often?: Everyday.
968.) How about those armpits?: TMI!!!
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: No.
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2
972.) Do you have braces?: No.
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: Who wouldnt?
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: Ha no.
975.) Do you snore?: No?
976.) Do you have your own room?: Yes.
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: no
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: lol
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: WHAT?!
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: he made charlie and the chocolate factory, amd hes making alice in the wonderland. they both had jonny depp
981.) How about Tim Curry?: Ehhh
982.) Are you ticklish?: Yes.
983.) Do you have a I have NO taste uncle?: what?
984.) A I have NO taste in pet sites aunt?: what?
985.) Do you like salad?: yea, without dressing
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: yeah
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: eww no
988.) Are you artsy?: if i want to be
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: not really
990.) Do you like to say "no pun intended" for no reason?: ...why would I do it for no reason.
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: chocolate
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: yeah
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: both. . . wait. . .i dont like this question
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger's, nephew's, horse?: I dont know half these ppl in this surveyy.
995.) Do you like cheese?: kinda
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: AGAIN WHO?
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: Yes
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: No, but its long as shizz.
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: Probably, but who cares!
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: Alll the dang time. Oh wellllllz (:

ways to get kicked out of walmart
14 years, 10 months & 29 days ago
29th Dec 2009 11:30

These are from Google,so if there is anything Inapropriate its their fault.
lol enjoy xx



1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm I honestly smell like isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!

Written by a guy
14 years, 11 months & 4 days ago
24th Dec 2009 14:01

From Kelcy: I think this really shows what guys really feel like. We really don't give guys enough credit. Not all guys are pigs. There are some really sweet guys out there.

From Kenny: This is so true. Girls need to know we're not as complex as we seem.



We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us angry.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 A.M. that it can't wait
till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.

Let us pay for you!
Dont 'feel bad'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with, 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I'm not sayin I woulndn't like it either .

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. Ditch him, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.
Give the nice guys a chance.

Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

*Holdin Hands
Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.


By 12 A.M. tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.

Girls repost as: Written by a guy
Guys post as: Girls need to realize


??o wich will you do???? ???

Learn Chinese in 5 easy minutes(funny)
15 years ago
27th Nov 2009 12:45

OK read the English meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words...

You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense...

1 That's not right................................. Sum Ting Wong
2 Are you harboring a fugitive................. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3 See me ASAP.......................... ........ Kum Hia Nao
4 Stupid Man........................... ...........Dum
5 Small horse......................... .............Tai Ni Po Ni
6 Did you go to the beach?..................... Wai Yu So Tan
7 I bumped in to a coffee table................ Ai Bang Mai Ni
8 I think you need a face lift...................Chin Tu Fat
9 It's very dark in here..........................Wao So Dim
10 I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11 This is a tow away zone.....................No Pah King
12 staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo
13 He's cleaning his automobile...............Wa Shing Ka
14 Your body odor is offensive............... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15 Great.......................................... Su Pah

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