female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
> > > Girl:I have to tell you something. > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: What? > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm > > > falling in love with you. > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: Ok... > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: What do you mean 'ok'? > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: I don't like you like that... > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: Why not? > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... > > > > > > > > > > > > From then on, the girl kept asking the boy 'Why > > > not?' whenever she saw him, and he kept answering > > > the same answer of 'I'll tell you later.' Finally > > > the girl got fed up. > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like > > > me! > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: Do you really wanna know why? > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: Yes! > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: It's because you're uglier than ANYTHING! > > > What's the point of going out with someone when > > > they're not pretty?! > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: But... I... > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! > > > > > > > > > > > > The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, > > > crying her heart out... Then her cell phone rings. > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: Hello? > > > > > > > > > > > > Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'l l be > > > home from work in a few hours. > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: Alright Mom. > > > > > > > > > > > > Mom: I love you. > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: I love you too, Mom. > > > > > > > > > > > > Mom: Bye Bye. > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: Bye > > > > > > > > > > > > The girl heads home and once she got there, she went > > > in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: I'm not pretty enough... > > > > > > > > > > > > She set to work, knowing fully well what she was > > > going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came home and > > > heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to > > > find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door. > > > > > > > > > > > > Mom: Honey? Are you alright? > > > > > > > > > > > > She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The > > > bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water > > > was tinted red. She walked over to see what was > > > inside and screamed. There, her little girl was > > > lying with cuts all over her f ace and wrists. Her > > > Mom backed away and was going to run to call the > > > police when something caught her eye. On the mirror, > > > am I pretty enough now? > > > > > > > > > > > > No one deserves to be told that by someone they > > > love. If you find it messed up then forward this to > > > everyone you know. > > > > > > > > > > > > A person's appearance doesn't count. What counts is > > > their heart inside of them and their personality. No > > > one wants to be told they're not good enough... > > > > > > > > > > > > Repost this in 5 Min or something bad will happen 2 > > > U tomorrow
This is actually really freaky! (mainly the end part, but read it all first)
1) New York City has 11 letters. 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters. 4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers..9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers..6 + 5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known..9 + 1 + 1 = 11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911..9 + 1 + 1 = 11
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254..2 + 5 + 4 = 11 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year..again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004..3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11 4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
Now this is where things get totally eerie: The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle.
The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book: 'For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace..'
That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
Still unconvinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
1.) Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers. 2.) Highlight the Q33 NY. 3.) Change the font size to 48. 4.) Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS.
a girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on both sides of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as (your city) if you truly believe in God..
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father" STAND UP FOR HIM
98% wont post this are you part of the 2% that will????????
???????????????????????? put this in your blog ???????????????????????? if you support emos! ????????????????????????
emo doesn't mean you cut. emo doesn't mean your weird . emo doesn't mean your suicidal. emo is real. emo is people. emo is everything. emo is being free. free to be you. free to express.
