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female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

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sccrlvr12310 Apr 20085comments

acdo and we miss usccrlvr123

That is my special code but read this

wish,love,read

Read this or you will be scarred for life...

*It's good to cry

*Chicken soup actually makes you feel better

*94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers

*Only apply mascara to your top lashes

*It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!

*89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move

*Chocolate will make you feel better! (does that even need to be stated?)

*Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

*Boys aren't worth your tears

*More boys than girls are going to look at this bulletin

*We ALL love surprises!!

*Now.... make a wish!

Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

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So...

Post this on your blog and your wish will be granted

singingpup was A good person never broke rules. one day A person banned her for not giving away her money. now she is not here anymore. she was in my club. I copied and pa

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sccrlvr12322 Mar 20081comment

it happened to mesccrlvr123

when I pushed a door when it said pull my check was so red.
it was killing.

|............|
|............| Put This On Your
|............| Page If You Have
|.Pull. O | Ever Pushed A
|............| Door That Said Pull!
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sccrlvr12315 Mar 20080comments

Im on of the posters who post this. SO BELEIVEsccrlvr123

> >>> >a girl went to a party and
> >>> >
> >>> >she ended up staying longer than
> >>> >
> >>> >planned,
> >>> >
> >>> >and
> >>> >
> >>> >had to walk home alone. She wasn't
> >>> >
> >>> >afraid
> >>> >
> >>> >because it was a small town and she lived
> >>> >
> >>> >only
> >>> >
> >>> >a
> >>> >
> >>> >few blocks away.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >As she walked along under the tall elm
> >>> >
> >>> >trees,
> >>> >
> >>> >Diane asked God to keep her safe from
> >>> >
> >>> >harm
> >>> >
> >>> >and
> >>> >
> >>> >danger.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >When she reached the alley, which was a
> >>> >
> >>> >short
> >>> >
> >>> >cut to her house, she
> >>>decided to take it.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >However, halfway down the alley she
> >>> >
> >>> >noticed
> >>> >
> >>> >a
> >>> >
> >>> >man standing at the end as though he
> >>> >
> >>> >were
> >>> >
> >>> >waiting
> >>> >
> >>> >for her.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >She became uneasy and began to pray,
> >>> >
> >>> >asking
> >>> >
> >>> >for
> >>> >
> >>> >God's protection.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
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sccrlvr12313 Mar 20082comments

no girl deserves this'sccrlvr123

STUPID JERK!!!!!!!!!!!

> > > repost as 'No girl deserves this'

> > > Girl:I have to tell you something.
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> > > Boy: What?
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> > > Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm
> > > falling in love with you.
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> > >
> > >
> > > Boy: Ok...
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> > >
> > >
> > > Girl: What do you mean 'ok'?
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> > > Boy: I don't like you like that...
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> > >
> > >
> > > Girl: Why not?
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> > > Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...
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> > >
> > > From then on, the girl kept asking the boy 'Why
> > > not?' whenever she saw him, and he kept answering
> > > the same answer of 'I'll tell you later.' Finally
> > > the girl got fed up.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like
> > > me!
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> > >
> > >
> > > Boy: Do you really wanna know why?
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> > > Girl: Yes!
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> > > Boy: It's because you're uglier than ANYTHING!
> > > What's the point of going out with someone when
> > > they're not pretty?!
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> > >
> > >
> > > Girl: But... I...
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> > >
> > >
> > > Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!
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> > >
> > >
> > > The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone,
> > > crying her heart out... Then her cell phone rings.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Girl: Hello?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'l l be

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sccrlvr1236 Mar 20081comment