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  1. 10 signs you love someone
    7th Jul 2010 13:13
    14 years, 4 months & 23 days ago
  2. my life
    11th Apr 2008 18:29
    16 years, 7 months & 17 days ago
  3. female comebacks
    10th Apr 2008 12:37
    16 years, 7 months & 18 days ago
  4. acdo and we miss u
    22nd Mar 2008 07:33
    16 years, 8 months & 7 days ago
  5. it happened to me
    15th Mar 2008 17:43
    16 years, 8 months & 14 days ago
  6. Im on of the posters who post this. SO BELEIVE
    13th Mar 2008 14:19
    16 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
  7. no girl deserves this'
    6th Mar 2008 04:23
    16 years, 8 months & 24 days ago
  8. 1 scary way to break up
    6th Feb 2008 05:34
    16 years, 9 months & 21 days ago
female comebacks
16 years, 7 months & 18 days ago
10th Apr 2008 12:37

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

sk8rchck
i luv it
115 years, 2 months & 20 days ago 7th Sep 2009 17:33
 
i dont beleive this
its DUMB
116 years, 2 months & 4 days ago 22nd Sep 2008 15:45
 
the last one about the alphabet i find really really funny!
116 years, 2 months & 24 days ago 2nd Sep 2008 13:47
 
LOL!
116 years, 2 months & 25 days ago 1st Sep 2008 09:40
 
Thats soo cool and funny!
116 years, 3 months & 1 day ago 25th Aug 2008 07:38
 
  1. 10 signs you love someone
    7th Jul 2010 13:13
    14 years, 4 months & 23 days ago
  2. my life
    11th Apr 2008 18:29
    16 years, 7 months & 17 days ago
  3. female comebacks
    10th Apr 2008 12:37
    16 years, 7 months & 18 days ago
  4. acdo and we miss u
    22nd Mar 2008 07:33
    16 years, 8 months & 7 days ago
  5. it happened to me
    15th Mar 2008 17:43
    16 years, 8 months & 14 days ago
  6. Im on of the posters who post this. SO BELEIVE
    13th Mar 2008 14:19
    16 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
  7. no girl deserves this'
    6th Mar 2008 04:23
    16 years, 8 months & 24 days ago
  8. 1 scary way to break up
    6th Feb 2008 05:34
    16 years, 9 months & 21 days ago