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  1. A Cynics Philosophy
    25th Jan 2008 10:35
    16 years, 9 months & 30 days ago
  2. DVD's
    30th Jul 2007 01:06
    17 years, 3 months & 25 days ago
  3. Gothic Sindi
    28th Jul 2007 19:19
    17 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
  4. ?????? Goals ??????
    27th May 2007 05:27
    17 years & 6 months ago
  5. Yay!
    27th May 2007 04:44
    17 years & 6 months ago
  6. Trades
    19th May 2007 01:14
    17 years, 6 months & 8 days ago
A Cynics Philosophy
16 years, 9 months & 30 days ago
25th Jan 2008 10:35

If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail twice as fast of cheques.

A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Men are from Earth. Woman are from Earth. Deal with it.

No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

  1. A Cynics Philosophy
    25th Jan 2008 10:35
    16 years, 9 months & 30 days ago
  2. DVD's
    30th Jul 2007 01:06
    17 years, 3 months & 25 days ago
  3. Gothic Sindi
    28th Jul 2007 19:19
    17 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
  4. ?????? Goals ??????
    27th May 2007 05:27
    17 years & 6 months ago
  5. Yay!
    27th May 2007 04:44
    17 years & 6 months ago
  6. Trades
    19th May 2007 01:14
    17 years, 6 months & 8 days ago