Somethings only sorta make sense

1.The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality

2.Be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter dont mind and those who mind dont matter

3.You have to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got and remember what you had. Always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change, things go wrong...just remember, Life. Goes. On.

4.When you step to the edge of all the light you have left and take that first step into the darkness of the unknown, you might believe one of two things will happen. There will be something solid for you to step upon, or you will learn how to fly

5. If you love someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart because a heart can be broken, but a circle goes on forever.

6.Be yourself. Who else is better qualified.

7. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't

8. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

9.When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile (this one will be me when i grow up)

10.Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a padded cell. I lived there; I died there...they BURIED me there. They buried me with worms. Worms? Eeeew, I hate worms...worms make me crazy...Crazy? I was crazy once......(me too)

11.Tell someone there are 5 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he just HAS to touch it.

12.Don't follow my footsteps...I run into walls...haha

13.Light travels faster than sound. Thatz why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

14.People like YOU are the reason, people like ME need medication.

15.I know karate and about 983 other dangerous words

16.Being normal is so overrated

17.My friends and I are the kind of people who get hit by parked cars

18.But he's my loser (this one's for ALEX only)

19.I asked god for a flower he gave me a bouquet, I asked god for a minute gave me a day, i ask god for true love he gave that to, I asked god for an angel and he gave me YOU

20.Life isn't about waiting for the stom to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain

21.It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them

22.Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

23.All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.