This a hate mail somebody sent!! not to me but it's still hilarious!
her:eeewwww youre ugly and you look like youre 40
me:Aww thanks hun =)
her:r u like retarded
me:I dunno. I might be, how does it make you feel?
her:it makes me feel good knowing that im smart and beautiful and that im hated buy little ugly girls like u!!
me:But I don't hate you.. I actually am madly in love with you =)
her:ew you lez.
me:Hehe ;] Thanks hun. Anyway... What made you want to start this conversation with me? <33
her i saw yur picture on fourms and it was sooo ugly it almost made me go blind
me:Well I'm glad I got to talk to such a lovely kind person like yourself.. You've really made my day
her:awwww da wittle baby did i hurt youre feewings awwww
me:Nope =/ Considering your calling me a baby, maybe you should spell little correctly ^^
herk ill spell fat,ugly,baby,dumb,retarded,and ewww in one word:melbone100
me:Right.. First I look 40, now I'm a baby.. It really doesn't make sense dear. Now you've never actually met me so I doubt you'd know whether I'm dumb, fat or retarded and to be honest hun I don't really give a damn what you think about me.
her:well youre gonna have to face the REAL facts sooner or later!!
me:What are these real facts? I don't even no what fact means as I'm to dumb =/
her yeah i forgot retard!!!
me:Exactly. Thanks for pointing it out to me ^^
Then I reported every mail she sent me and she got banned =P