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superdarling
  1. freaky quiz works for me
    9th Feb 2009 11:24
    15 years, 9 months & 20 days ago
  2. test u lips
    1st Jan 2008 06:13
    16 years, 10 months & 29 days ago
  3. i got it of candyfloss105
    23rd Dec 2007 10:06
    16 years, 11 months & 8 days ago
i got it of candyfloss105
16 years, 11 months & 8 days ago
23rd Dec 2007 10:06

this is a really funny joke about an alein

It's really funny! espeacially the ending!
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there was this alien that came to earth so he wanted to learn english. He went to an opera and the lady said "me,me,me,meee!". then he went to a resurant and people were saying "Forks and knives! forks and knives!" after that he went passed and electric store and people were chanting, "Plug it in! plug it in!" after all of that he went to his apartment and saw a commercial on TV that said "Just for the taste of coca cola!"
After that day a murder scene was in front of his apartment.

Police:Who killed this man???
alien: me,me,me,meee!
Police:what you kill him with?
alien:forks and knives! forks and knives!
police:you know were going to have to put you in the elctric chair.
alienTongue Outlug it in, plug it in.
Police:why'd you kill him?
Alien:Just for the taste of coca cola!

AylaWolfskin
114 years, 4 months & 26 days ago 7th Jul 2010 21:25
 
lolz!
115 years, 5 months & 4 days ago 27th Jun 2009 11:46
 
thats weird
115 years, 6 months & 9 days ago 23rd May 2009 17:02
 
Funni
115 years, 8 months & 3 days ago 29th Mar 2009 08:17
 
  1. freaky quiz works for me
    9th Feb 2009 11:24
    15 years, 9 months & 20 days ago
  2. test u lips
    1st Jan 2008 06:13
    16 years, 10 months & 29 days ago
  3. i got it of candyfloss105
    23rd Dec 2007 10:06
    16 years, 11 months & 8 days ago