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Started playing September 19th 2018 10:27pm
July 8th is my birthday!
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Im not lazy, YES I will check your blogs for swaps! 🤣
I also auto-price and set trades at or below lowest available. I love to trade for things I need! Cant afford it - MM/MT to discuss a deal!!

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MARAPETS-DO-NUT-FALL Hi, Im SpoiledPepsi the one and only, and welcome to my profile page!
I’ve been playing Marapets since September 19, 2018 and am the self proclaimed Renat Queen!

I collect frogs irl and have well over 400 various frog things in my collection from home and garden decor to plushies and clothes and everything in between. I’ve even kept live frogs a time or 2, so needless to say but I will anyway...
Renat is my favorite species here on Marapets.

Scarlet_Rainydesert is my first pet and will never be for sale or trade. Her name is something special I use in many games for characters. She is my collector, scholar, musician, chef, “renaissance” frog. She might not be a Renat when you look at her though because she is also a portal jockey.

In the World of Real
She/Her Queer Pan Poly/ENM
Im a domestic engineer and avid gamer. I am happily married to my best friend who I met playing World of Warcraft. We’ve known each other since 2008 and have been together since 2012. I’ve been playing video games for over 30 years on many different platforms. I play Marapets from my pc as well as tablet and phone but mostly tablet as of late. I use Safari browser on iPad Pro. Yes, I really DO play this much. It’s a gift and a curse. If Im not on Marapets Im most likely on my PS4 and have over 300 games in my collection.

Severe insomniac so who knows if I’m awake or not.






My memory isn’t so good - apologies in advance.








Note to staff:
Joruski is my husband
MissMaru is my mom

Disclaimer:
I’m sorry. I can be hard to handle and at times super sensitive. Bipolar Manic Depression, Chronic Insomnia, and Addictive Personality are just some of the fun features of my day to day life. I can be scary when I’m manic but I promise I don’t bite just bark :p and once you get to know me you’ll see I’m actually super fun to be around. Crazy and all :D
Froggy
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Froggy 6 Comments
Frog Jokes
5 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
10th Mar 2019 18:36

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

He says to her, "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $10,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog tells her his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral, to which the frog replies, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $10,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant to show the manager. "I mean, what in the world is this?”

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mYbWjcr.jpg[/IMG]


Explaining a joke is like. Dissecting a frog. You understand it better but a frog still dies in the end

More jokes to be added later

Mommabear
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15 years, 7 months & 21 days ago 5th Apr 2019 04:46
 
https://www.marapets.com/topics.php?id=35464&fid=20&myposts=6221239 @Quagmire
15 years, 7 months & 21 days ago 5th Apr 2019 04:36
 
Mommabear
I was actually expecting more.. as in the one liners... i am such a sucker for oneliners and corny jokes.. Smile
15 years, 7 months & 21 days ago 5th Apr 2019 04:34
 
XD I have more somewhere. I really should add them here Tongue Out @Quagmire
15 years, 7 months & 21 days ago 5th Apr 2019 04:32
 
Mommabear
OH MY GOODNESS!!! I did NOT see that coming!!! PERFECT!!!!!!!!!
15 years, 7 months & 21 days ago 5th Apr 2019 04:30
 
XDLike
15 years, 8 months & 16 days ago 10th Mar 2019 18:42
 
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  2. Missing Costumes
    7th Dec 2020 20:28
    3 years, 11 months & 16 days ago
  3. 👗 Missing Wardrobe Part 1 👗
    2nd Mar 2020 18:09
    4 years, 8 months & 23 days ago
  4. 👗 Missing Wardrobe Part 2 👗
    2nd Mar 2020 18:19
    4 years, 8 months & 23 days ago
  5. Food For My Fatty
    21st May 2020 21:32
    4 years, 6 months & 4 days ago
  6. 📚Missing Books📚
    27th Nov 2019 12:41
    4 years, 11 months & 27 days ago
  7. 💿Missing CDs💿
    27th Nov 2019 12:55
    4 years, 11 months & 27 days ago
  8. 📼Missing DVDs📼
    27th Nov 2019 13:29
    4 years, 11 months & 27 days ago
  9. 📫Missing Stamps📫
    27th Nov 2019 15:12
    4 years, 11 months & 27 days ago
  10. ⚔️Missing Trading Cards⚔️
    27th Nov 2019 14:58
    4 years, 11 months & 27 days ago
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