Funny siggy quotes!

These were from this marasite, just so you know I'm not stealing them.
http://www.marasites.com/?name=tishalook&page=siggys
These are my faves.
???Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls. (submitted by Desmothsenes)
???What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (submitted by timburtonlover15)
???If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of... OMG! (submitted by 2fleas)
???I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
???A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
???I had amnesia once. Or twice.
???Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
???C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
???Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
???Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
???I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
???You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
???Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting.

......wow. That's quite a lot. I'm surprised it let me put all this.