LOL, Cool Sayings...

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Friendship is like peeing your pants...Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.

Before you insult someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way,when you do insult them, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Stupid questions recieve stupid answers.

A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still know somethings wrong.

If your heart was broken you'd be dead.So shut up.

Life's too short to be living with regrets.

by Princess:
I don't know why he died!I only hit him with a 10-ton rock!

I've been called a lot of things in my life, but never a vicious, cold-blooded piece of Toast!

The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and Missing!

Riight.. and Flying purple monkeys from Mars are out to brainwash the entire planet and rule as supreme rulers of Rainbow Cheese!

PIE!!!

Zootycooon:
As i sat wondering why frisbees get bigger and bigger as they get closer...it hit me.

snowspeckle:
I started to like pie when I met you. Why? You smelled just like it!

2 add to this list plz MM me!