my friend once though grasshoppers said "cricket cricket" the same friend thought a raindrop was a bug. it doesn't sound funny because you weren't there to discover how randomly funny it was. you don't understand the randomity of it all.
if you could suggest 25 unrandom events in 5or less minutes, i'd be surprised. exactly. so my point is random. so what. randomity is great.
random things:
i think 13+ clubs are stupid because you have to be 13 to be in a club.