Bertie Botts Every Flavour Jelly Beans

A Harry Potter Drabble "fanfiction" about Bertie Botts Every Flavour Jelly Beans!

Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to Jk Rowling, I do not make any profit in writing this story what so ever, I am just having some fun.


Drabble # 1
Characters; The Marauders
Year: 1973
Title: Initiation

"All of 'em, Peter." James coaxed his chubby roommate. "If you want to be one of us, you have to put all of them in your mouth and chew them."

Peter whimpered. He looked like he was about to vomit, but the young Gryffindor was determined.

Sirius burst out in laughter as Peter's face deepened a shade of green. "This is great, James!" He smacked his friend on the back with glee.

"Indeed." James said smirking. "Your best idea yet!"

Remus frowned. They hadn't made him do that to be a part of their group. "Come on, guys, he's definitely proven himself."

James rolled his eyes. "Fine fine! Spit it out then, Peter."

Peter wasted no time. With a grimace, several jelly beans erupted from his mouth, spilling everywhere.

"Yick!" Sirius cringed at the half chewed, slimy candies.

"How'd it taste?" James asked, half interested.

"Like... the worst puke I've have ever done, multiplied by a thousand."

Drabble # 2
Characters: Severus and Lily
Year; 1969
Title: The Gift of Jelly Beans

"Petunia likes jelly beans, doesn't she?" Severus asked.

"Yeah, the red ones."

"I want to give her some for her upcoming birthday. I'll even pick out all the other colors." Severus said innocently.

"That would be a very nice thing, Sev! Thank you!" Lily hugged him.

Two days later, Severus gave Lily a paper bag with all of Petunia's 'favourite' flavours. "Make sure she knows it's from me." He said, concealing a smirk.

"I will!"

Drabble # 3
Characters; Fred, George, and Ron Weasley
Year: 1986
Title: All The Weasleys Do It.

"Ronald, you just GOT to do it!" Fred said.

"Yeah, every Weasley has done it before yourself."

"You can't be a Weasley unless you do it."

"I don't wanna!" Ron wailed, eyeing the box of jelly beans that George shook in front of his face.

"I guess you're not a real Weasley then." Fred said with a pout.

"And how I bet he'll end up in Slytherin for being such a ninny."

Ron narrowed his eyes. "No way!" he snatched the box of candy from his brother and tipped the whole box into his mouth, pointedly chewing the entire mouthful. His face scrunched up in disgust.

The twins burst out in laughter. Ron had the most interesting looks of expressions.

Bit by bit, Ron consumed every piece of the jelly beans. He shuddered when he was finished.

"Now what?" Fred asked his twin.

"Pepper Ups?"

Drabble # 4
Characters: Harry Potter, Dudley Dursley
Year: 1995
Title: I Like to Prank Too

Harry quickly emptied the box of jelly beans into a sandwich bag and folded up the box, tucking it into his pocket. He watched his cousin closely, although without necessity; the whale's eyes were glued to the screen of the television.

With a smirk, he switched out the jelly beans that Aunt Petunia had bought for Dudley with the ones he had bought.

Snickering, he took the bag of Muggle jelly beans up to his room to munch on. He sat at his desk, popping one at a time into his mouth, humming a tune he had heard on Fred's radio from a Wizard radio station.

Then he heard a god awful shout of disgust. Harry choked down a laugh and hid the rest of the Muggle sweets in a hollowed book that he had bought in Diagon Alley.

Maybe that'll teach his cousin how to properly eat his food.

Probably not...

Drabble # 5
Characters: James (II), Albus(II), Lily(II)
Year: 2012
Title: A Potter Tradition

"I don't trust you." Albus said with narrow eyes.

"Lily can vouch for me, won't you, Lily?"

Lily was too busy with her dolly to pay much attention to her brothers. "Yep." She said absently, brushing Reece's long black hair.

"You PROMISE that they are a special edition?" Albus asked warily.

"All the yummy flavours, Ably. It says so right here." He pointed, but Albus couldn't read well yet, so he had to take James' word for it.

"And if I do, a Galleon will appear?"

"Certainly."

"Albus, Jamie wouldn't give you the jelly beans if that could happen." Lily's tiny voice came up reasonably.

"That's not true, I love my little brother!"

"Daddy would give you a Galleon if you ate them all yourselves, Jamie."

"Would he?"

Lily nodded eagerly, now watching her older brother. "He said so to me the other day. He says; 'If James can eats a whole box in one mouthfuls, I'll give him a Galleon, right from my bank account."

James smiled at the thought.

"That's what he says to me."

"Sorry, Al, but these are mine!" James ran off. "Dad! Dad!"

Lily returned to her dolly, changing out her dress and began singing a song.

"Lily..." Albus scolded. "You lied to him."

Lily looked up innocently. "I play good prank though." She then burst out into giggles.