Congratulations to luv4evr10 for winning last month's writing contest & 500,000mp and a Lati Poison!
Thankyou everyone for your entries they were all amazing and hilarious to read.
Everyone who entered has been sent a Candy Mysteries Book, hehhe <3
Hope that you enjoy reading these awesome entries!
Chocolate For All!!! By Mewrules151
"Mum! Can I get a chocolate bar please?" I ask Mum.
"Okay Joan, only if you pay for it!" Mum replies.
"Yes! I'll get two!" I say to myself. I grab a white chocolate bar and a milk chocolate bar and rush off to the register. Mum is just about to pay when I come running up to her.
"Mum!" I say puffing and panting, "my chocolates!"
"Oh yes, here we also have these two chocolate bars," Mum tells the lady at the register. Mum looks at the screen.
"WHAT! $5.00 a chocolate bar? That's crazy!" she shouts.
"Mum! Calm down! Its the new brand of chocolate. Besides, it's on special and there were only these ones left! Plus, who did you say was paying for the chocolates? Me!"
"Well in that case... never-mind," she sighs, and pays the lady at the register.
"I guess I'll pay you when we get home," I say.
When we got home, I payed Mum, like I said I would, and go into my room to eat the chocolates. I sit on my bed and because I can't decide which one to eat first, so I unwrap them both.
"Do you know how stuffy it gets when your wrapped up?" gasps the white chocolate bar.
I stare at it. Since when could chocolate talk?
"White Chocolate! How did you get here?" says the milk chocolate bar.
"I don't know, how did you get here?"
"I don't know, and who is she? Where are we?"
I decide to stop this crazy conversation.
"Um... Hi, I'm Joan, this is my room, I bought you at the supermarket and since when could chocolate talk!"
"Hi Joan!" they say at the same time.
"We were enemies in the chocolate realm, it was a war between milk and white chocolate. There was also many other wars in the chocolate realm," explains white chocolate.
"Also, you can just call me MC and White chocolate WC," says Milk Chocolate.
"Ok, MC and WC, I bought you from the shops so I could eat you and maybe give some of you to the orphans some because they don't get chocolate," I tell MC and WC.
"WHAT! If you try to eat us, we will turn evil and huge!" says MC.
"And we'll eat you!" growls WC while growing bigger.
I run outside and they follow me. At least I don't have a big hole in the roof, I say to myself. ow that they're outside, they have grown bigger than my house, but I think they've stopped growing now. I can see their faces and they have evil red eyes. I think for a moment and come up with an idea. I run to the Orphanage. I run in and yell,
"WHO WANTS CHOCOLATE? IF YOU WANT CHOCOLATE, RUN OUTSIDE AND EAT THE GIANT CHOCOLATE BARS!"
About 100 kids come running outside and head straight for WC and MC.
"YUM!" they all shout and start eating.
Hold on a second. I bought the chocolates, so I should go eat some! I run over to MC and WC and start eating some.
"This is the best brand of chocolate!" I shout.
MC and WC both fall to the ground and a portal opens up to the chocolate realm. All the kids back away from the portal in surprise. In a split second, MC, WC and the portal are all gone. There isn't even a mess or anything. All the kids are happy and rush over to me.
"Yay! Thank you!" yells a little boy.
"It was YUM!" screams a girl.
There was all sorts of thanks and hugs then the news reporters arrived.
I told them the story and they asked me to say something about the chocolate brand.
"Crazyfoods Chocolate Bars are delicious! Just make sure that if you buy some, have an Orphanage or maybe a school of kids around!" I say.
The News Reporters all laugh.
"I am serious though!" I say.
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Breaking News By Enkelic
Hello and welcome, we have breaking news. A cafe in Lake Auburnt is being held up by three donuts. I repeat, a cafe in Auburnt is.." "I'm sorry about this, we are having technical diffi-.." "No, sir. There are literally donuts holding up the cafe in Lake Auburnt, we now cross over to Charles who is on the scene." "Good afternoon, I am here in front of the cafe in Lake Auburnt that is being held up by three donuts. They are all six feet tall and well built, there are hostages inside being held at gun point. Stay tuned for more news as it breaks."
"Honey, did I just hear something about donuts holding up a cafe?" Mother asked raising her eyebrows at me, Christian Brown her sixteen year old son. "Yes, mother. It was and it's actually legit.." She carefully put down the tea towel and walked in to sit on the arm of the couch I was lounging on. "Honey, what have I said about using the word legit? It is, legitimate. L-e-g-i-t-i-m-a-t-e." She shook her head to walk off when suddenly the television busted out with the noise of gun shots. "Mother, look now. Look at this! They've shot someone." Mother lowered her glass before gasping in horror. A donut has emerged from the cafe obviously wounded. There was raspberry jam coming out of him.
He look weak and a huge clump of his batter and bright blue icing had been shot away. His thin rainbow sprinkle arms clutched at the wound failing to stop the bleeding. Police stepped forward to keep him upright whilst the two other donuts without warning emerged from the cafe, weapons in hand. It was a trap. "Oh lord, they're going to shoot the officers Mother!" Out of the corner of my eye I saw Mother make the sign of her cross. "Somebody had better save those young men. These donuts are a nuisance!" No sooner than the words had been spoken a cloaked figure made an appearance. He was a canoli, to be exact Cloak the Canoli. He was a legend but he was real.
He spread his cloak so that his torso was exposed and proceeded to shoot custard filling at the donuts whilst signing to the police to jump on them whilst the donuts were too preoccupied with the custard that was shooting them in the face. The police jumped and took them to the ground. As the donuts lay on the ground in a puddle of custard they cried. Cloak was gone. The legend of Cloak was very real Christian and his Mother realized as his Mother's glass slipped off her nose and into Christian's freshly poured glass of coke.
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Berry Trouble *WINNING ENTRY* By luv4evr10
It???s a warm winter day; the sun is shining, snow is falling, and the smell of blueberry waffles fills my nostrils. But before I continue let me introduce myself. Hi, I???m Lindt Lindor, born in a small nameless town outside of Thompson Bay. We???re not known for anything important, so that???s why we???re nameless.
???I???m off to Grandma???s. I???ll be back around 8am tomorrow morning! Love you mom,??? I say, as I open the front door, slipping my coat and boots on.
From there on, I go off to visit my grandma in Autumn Berg. For as long as I can remember, I???ve always taken the path to my grandma???s cottage through the funky forest. Hence the name ???funky???, a lot of weird things goes on in there. Although, I could always take the city path, but that take twice as long to get to her cottage than taking the forest path. As I walk through the forest, I decide to pick granny a basket full of blazing berries; those are her favourites. My mom once told me to be careful of the blue-green berries; those are known as nightwalker berries. One swallow and you???re knocked out. I pick up a couple of nightwalkers just in case I run into some trouble along the way. I don???t remember if I told you this or not, but Autumn Berg is dystopia.
Making my way towards grandma???s cottage, I notice that her front door is opened.
???Grandma, are you home? It???s me, Lindt, I brought you some blazing berries!??? I say cautiously, peeping my head through the door crack.
???I???m here, sweetie!??? Grandma calls from the vegetable garden out back.
I set the berries down on the counter and make my way to the backyard. I run up to granny and give her a big hug. I haven???t seen her in ages, especially not since my grandpa died.
???How are you dear???? She asks sweetly.
I smile, ???I???m good, it took a while to get here,??? I lied, ???But I???m glad I made it just in time!???
???In time for what????
???You???ll see soon enough???
Back in the kitchen, I place the berries into a bowl and placed them in the fridge. In less than 5 hours, I would be baking blazing berry pie for grandma! I???m so excited; my mother showed me the recipe before I left this morning.
???Lindt sweetly, come help your grandma to bed. I???m oh so very tired,??? she yawns quietly.
I close the refrigerator door, and holds grandma by the elbow for balance, as she makes her way to her beautifully decorated bedroom. On her bed, I spot a set of folded pyjamas on the side where grandpa used to sleep.
???You sure do miss grandpa, don???t you???? I asked in a quiet voice.
She smiles and turns to face me, ???From time to time, yes. I very much do miss him. But, I realised that his time has come, and all we can do is accept the end that He has chosen for your grandpa.???
I???m not able to comprehend what she had just explained, so I thought about it, after I put her to bed. I tried numerous times attempting to understand what she said, but the thought just never occurred. Once grandma was fast asleep, I began to bake the blazing berry pie for her as a surprise.
An hour and thirty minutes past, the pie is almost ready! To past the time, I decide to start cleaning up the mess I made. And before I knew it, the pie is ready. As I got close to the stove, I could already smell the sweet yet sour scent from the blazing berries.
???Mmmm, that smells delicious,??? I whisper, admiring the beautifully baked pie.
I got the oven mits on and pulled the pie out. I stuck a fork in it, just to make sure that it was absolutely ready to be eaten when grandma wakes up. I set the pie out the window sill to cool down for 10 minutes, as I went to wake my grandma up. By the time I got back??? my pie disappeared!
???Where did it go?!??? I ask frustratingly.
???Where did what go Lindt???? she asks
???My pie, my precious pie! I baked a pie, and now it???s nowhere to be found!???
???Oh my, that???s not good. Where could it have gone????
I run to the window sill where I last left it. I could see a drop blazing berry on the ledge. I must???ve poked the fork too deep into the pie, when I was checking it and the robber probably picked up the pie not knowing that the jam was dripping. I ran out to the backyard, only to find my pie. That is now 10ft tall, with a face raging with anger.
???WHAT DO YOU WANT???? my pie shouts.
???Wh-what? How is this possible???? I stutter.
???FE-FI-FO-FUM. HA HA HA, I now rule you!???
I am so confused and frustrated. What in the world had happened? As I was about to admit defeat, I remembered the nightwalker berries I had picked up along the way to my grandma???s cottage.
???Take this!??? I yelled, throwing the berries straight at him.
???What???s this?!??? he says, swallowing the berries, ???NOOO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!???
In a blink of an eye, my blazing berry pie starts to shrink back its normal size. I walk over to the pie and picked it up, only to find the grandma is just coming out the doorway. She had totally just missed the whole scene.
Shaking my head, I laughed and smiled at her, ???Ready to try out my blazing berry pie????
???Of course, I haven???t had one in a long time. The last time I had one of your mother???s pie was when I was a little girl. Probably about the same age as you,??? she says, trying a piece of my pie.
???How is it????
I wait for an answer. She has not said a single word til she finished her slice of pie. Grandma looks up at me and smiles.
???That was delicious, I had almost forgotten the taste of blazing berries. Thank you Lindt for the wonderful pie.???
And so, we ended our day off by telling stories by the freezer. Why the freezer you ask? Well, did I forgot to mention that, I, Lindt Lindor am a chocolate?
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