FAQ - About Me

What is your name? - *Pokes username* Call me Kess. ^.^ I used to be called Kessy... but Kess sounds more mature. I like it better. ^.^
You can also call me any interesting nickname you think of. I like nicknames. =)

How old are you? - Thats for me to know and laugh myself silly over your guesses. No matter my age, though, I /am/ mature; please be mature yourself when talking to me.

Where do you live? - Most people who know me vouch for Mars. o.0

omg hi im new here u wanna b frends? - Please, please, PLEASE be at least semi-literate. How hard is it to capitalize an 'I'? Yes, I'm friendly, I'd love to chat, but I won't be friends unless we really talk and get to know one another first.
It would also be nice if you read my profile first, and realized we actually had something in common. Y'know, a /reason/ to talk to each other.

Join my club? - EEEEEEK! *Self-combustion*
*Pokes link to club in profile* See? I'm already in one and I love it, thanks.

Do you want to do a one-on-one? - Oooh! Yes, yes, yes, please. ^.^ Maramail me.

Will u be my online girlfriend? - This hasn't happened yet, thank goodness, but lets make it VERY clear that I have not, do not, and never will date online. Come on, we can't even see each other, you could be a 40-year-old ugly creep for all I know! Ew.

What do you look like? - I would actually love to get that question. xD
Feel free to ask and be prepared to get an extreme descriptive, dramatic, or hilarious answer, depending on my mood. (And utterly false, in case you hadn't clued in to that yet.)

~ S'all for now, folks, but if I think of another question I'll put it up here. ^.^