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  1. Mint// Club Graphics Contest
    28th Jun 2011 03:31
    13 years, 5 months & 2 days ago
  2. Mint// Club Beauty Contest
    27th Jun 2011 08:01
    13 years, 5 months & 2 days ago
  3. Mint// Club Joke Contest
    27th Jun 2011 01:51
    13 years, 5 months & 3 days ago
  4. My Siggies =]
    15th Jun 2011 13:47
    13 years, 5 months & 14 days ago
Mint// Club Joke Contest
13 years, 5 months & 3 days ago
27th Jun 2011 01:51

The staff in our club are bored... they need YOU to cheer them up with some JOKES!
Post your funniest joke here, and every month, the member who posted the funniest joke will win a prize!
*This is for club members only*

tomtom2001
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really ed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
113 years, 4 months & 6 days ago 24th Jul 2011 07:37
 
That didn't come out rite
113 years, 4 months & 14 days ago 16th Jul 2011 08:31
 
A man. Wanted to go to the sun but he didn't know how so he went a night. Their is a dog called a shu wat do you get when you cross a shu with a bulldog a bull !!!! Dumd and dumber
113 years, 4 months & 14 days ago 16th Jul 2011 08:29
 
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

113 years, 4 months & 28 days ago 2nd Jul 2011 17:48
 
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo???

A woolly jumper!
113 years, 5 months & 2 days ago 27th Jun 2011 23:36
 
  1. Mint// Club Graphics Contest
    28th Jun 2011 03:31
    13 years, 5 months & 2 days ago
  2. Mint// Club Beauty Contest
    27th Jun 2011 08:01
    13 years, 5 months & 2 days ago
  3. Mint// Club Joke Contest
    27th Jun 2011 01:51
    13 years, 5 months & 3 days ago
  4. My Siggies =]
    15th Jun 2011 13:47
    13 years, 5 months & 14 days ago