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  1. Staff
    24th Nov 2013 08:56
    11 years & 3 days ago
  2. DUDES DONT LET THIS HAPPEN
    25th Apr 2011 08:13
    13 years, 7 months & 4 days ago
DUDES DONT LET THIS HAPPEN
13 years, 7 months & 4 days ago
25th Apr 2011 08:13

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

  1. Staff
    24th Nov 2013 08:56
    11 years & 3 days ago
  2. DUDES DONT LET THIS HAPPEN
    25th Apr 2011 08:13
    13 years, 7 months & 4 days ago