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  1. Roleplaying
    19th Dec 2010 14:34
    13 years, 10 months & 13 days ago
  2. Bloody Mary
    1st Aug 2010 19:43
    14 years & 3 months ago
  3. Music I like.
    5th Jul 2010 16:57
    14 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
  4. Funny Female Comebacks
    5th Jul 2010 16:43
    14 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
  5. Alittle bit About me
    1st Apr 2010 18:44
    14 years, 7 months & 2 days ago
  6. Twilight from forms
    24th Jan 2009 16:05
    15 years, 9 months & 7 days ago
Funny Female Comebacks
14 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
5th Jul 2010 16:43

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.

CHICKS REPOST THIS AS Female Comebacks...

DUDES REPOST THIS AS Don't let this happen

  1. Roleplaying
    19th Dec 2010 14:34
    13 years, 10 months & 13 days ago
  2. Bloody Mary
    1st Aug 2010 19:43
    14 years & 3 months ago
  3. Music I like.
    5th Jul 2010 16:57
    14 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
  4. Funny Female Comebacks
    5th Jul 2010 16:43
    14 years, 3 months & 27 days ago
  5. Alittle bit About me
    1st Apr 2010 18:44
    14 years, 7 months & 2 days ago
  6. Twilight from forms
    24th Jan 2009 16:05
    15 years, 9 months & 7 days ago