50 ways to annoy your parents

1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT I WILL NOT CLIP YOUR TOENAILS"

16. Put straws up your nose

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.

26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.

27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to your parents!

28. Pass out bananas

29. Ask how much is 1 Hershey kiss

30. Skip down the aisles singing "I???ve been working on the railroad......"

31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself

32. Say "that???s hot!" after EVERY thing you say.

33. Camp out in the frozen food section.

34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.

35. Give random old people your number

36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.

37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.

38. Yell mango

39. Stand in front of a store, not letting anyone in

40.Call yourself nicknames like tree.

41.run into doors for a while and say "Oooooh,I get it now"

41.bang your head off the table at supper.

42.beat up yourself

43.Squeeze lemons and throw the juice in their eyes

44.Take a tall lamp and pretend your on a horse with a sword

45.Eat your teddy bear, then say "Whoops I thought It was a gummy bear"

46.Throw knives at doors until someone opens it, then QUICKLY stop, or keep throwing, what ever floats your boat.

47.Take a video of them when they are being "them selves" then post it live on the internet.

48. Try to snorkel in your fish tank

49. Jump off the roof trying to fly

50. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe