Srsly, wil u do evrytin 2b my frend?.

Please do not be offended if I do not accept friend requests. I accept friends on the following circumstances:
1) I personally know you, as in you are my real life friend
2) You are very pretty
3) We have chatted in the forums and I like you
4) You have an active account which you actually work hard on
5) You regularly buy from my shop
6) You bought from my trades
7) I regularly buy from your shop
8) You sent me expensive items as a gift rofl
9) You are very nice and friendly
10) You don't go around the forums bashing all the newbies

I also regularly remove people on my friend list whom I don't actually talk to.

And what's the use of having friends who do not reply to maramails and do not want to help with goals?