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  1. Weird Quiz
    30th Apr 2008 14:10
    16 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  2. I got my dream pet
    29th Apr 2008 10:42
    16 years, 6 months & 27 days ago
  3. I just love this
    29th Apr 2008 10:40
    16 years, 6 months & 27 days ago
  4. How Barbie am I ?
    20th Apr 2008 14:23
    16 years, 7 months & 5 days ago
  5. Thanks!
    30th Mar 2008 07:40
    16 years, 7 months & 26 days ago
  6. Laughs
    18th Mar 2008 13:39
    16 years, 8 months & 8 days ago
  7. I' ve got nothing to lose
    14th Jan 2008 08:46
    16 years, 10 months & 10 days ago
  8. Wish
    5th Jan 2008 15:14
    16 years, 10 months & 19 days ago
  9. I ate a yellow rubber band
    25th Nov 2007 14:51
    16 years, 11 months & 30 days ago
  10. Test your lips
    25th Nov 2007 13:24
    16 years, 11 months & 30 days ago
joke
17 years, 2 months & 19 days ago
5th Sep 2007 08:39

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They were all builders and they were working on a sky-scraper. They always ate lunch on the top of the building. The brunette always had a ham sandwich for her lunch, The red head always had a cheese sandwich, and the blonde always had a turkey sandwich. One day they all got sick of always having the same thing to eat everyday, so they made a deal. They all said that if they brought the same sandwich they usually bring, they would have to jump off of the top of the building.

The next day, the blonde was found dead on the ground by the building. The husbands of the three builders were there and they started to talk. The red head's husband said to the other two men, "I packed my wife a peanut butter and jelly so she wouldn't jump off."

The husband of the brunette said to the other two men, "I packed my wife a turkey sandwich so she wouldnt jump off."

They both looked at the wife of the blonde and he said:" Don't look at me, my wife packs her own lunch!"

  1. Weird Quiz
    30th Apr 2008 14:10
    16 years, 6 months & 26 days ago
  2. I got my dream pet
    29th Apr 2008 10:42
    16 years, 6 months & 27 days ago
  3. I just love this
    29th Apr 2008 10:40
    16 years, 6 months & 27 days ago
  4. How Barbie am I ?
    20th Apr 2008 14:23
    16 years, 7 months & 5 days ago
  5. Thanks!
    30th Mar 2008 07:40
    16 years, 7 months & 26 days ago
  6. Laughs
    18th Mar 2008 13:39
    16 years, 8 months & 8 days ago
  7. I' ve got nothing to lose
    14th Jan 2008 08:46
    16 years, 10 months & 10 days ago
  8. Wish
    5th Jan 2008 15:14
    16 years, 10 months & 19 days ago
  9. I ate a yellow rubber band
    25th Nov 2007 14:51
    16 years, 11 months & 30 days ago
  10. Test your lips
    25th Nov 2007 13:24
    16 years, 11 months & 30 days ago